Bungies chef skulle simpelthen have fem hårde slag med en våd avis. Den samlede presse inklusiv Daily Rush tog hans udtalelser på GDC 2011 for pålydende og vi kunne i fredags fortælle, at Bungie ganske rigtigt var i færd med at lave et action-baseret MMO-spil. Men sådan er det slet ikke. Det var simpelthen et udtryk for Aldridges helt forfejlede humor, da han forsøge at være sjov og fik ledt pressen totalt på vildspor. En opdatering på Bungies eget website siger det ganske klart. Vi er dog så ikke blevet klogere på, hvad de så rent faktisk har sving i.

Tired of pretending that he’s not a -blam!-in’ rock star from Mars, David Aldridge inhaled a huge hit of David Aldridge at GDC yesterday. Subsequently, his face melted off and children wept over his exploded body. After the childish tears, gelatinous gibs, and acrid smoke cleared, an industrious journalist noticed the final slide from David’s GDC deck which apparently proclaimed that we were hiring for a “massively…multiplayer action game.” Ruh oh.

Now, in rehearsal Aldridge was convinced that everybody got the joke. It was all in the delivery, he assured us, and he was certain it was clear that he was playfully riffing off of the recent rumors. Unfortunately, most people can’t figure David out – they can’t process him. And we don’t expect them to. You can’t process David Aldridge with a normal brain. You’d need tiger blood and Adonis DNA.