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Vind enhver diskution – god guide!

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    BruneBanan
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    Er du også elendig til at vinde diskutioner? Så følg blot denne guide, zappet herfra:
    http://allweirdnews.com/weird-advice-on-how-to-win-any-argument/

    Make things up!

    Suppose, in the Peruvian economy argument, you are trying to prove Peruvians are underpaid, a position you base solely on the fact that YOU are underpaid, and you’re damned if you’re going to let a bunch of Peruvians be better off. DON’T say: “I think Peruvians are underpaid.” Say: “The average Peruvian’s salary in 1981 dollars adjusted for the revised tax base is $1,452.81 per annum, which is $836.07 before the mean gross poverty level.”

    NOTE: Always make up exact figures. [Big Grin]

    If an opponent asks you where you got your information, make THAT up, too. Say: “This information comes from Dr. Hovel T. Moon’s study for the Buford Commission published May 9, 1982. Didn’t you read it?” Say this in the same tone of voice you would use to say “You left your soiled underwear in my bath house.”

    Use meaningless but weighty-sounding words and phrases.

    Memorize this list:

    * Let me put it this way
    * In terms of
    * Vis-a-vis
    * Per se
    * As it were
    * Qua
    * So to speak

    You should also memorize some Latin abbreviations such as “Q.E.D.,” “e.g.,” and “i.e.” These are all short for “I speak Latin, and you do not.”

    Here’s how to use these words and phrases. Suppose you want to say:

    “Peruvians would like to order appetizers more often, but they don’t have enough money.”

    You never win arguments talking like that. But you WILL win if you say: “Let me put it this way. In terms of appetizers vis-a-vis Peruvians qua Peruvians, they would like to order them more often, so to speak, but they do not have enough money per se, as it were. Q.E.D.”

    Only a fool would challenge that statement! [Big Grin]

    Use snappy and irrelevant comebacks.

    You need an arsenal of all-purpose irrelevant phrases to fire back at your opponents when they make valid points. The best are:

    * You’re begging the question.
    * You’re being defensive.
    * Don’t compare apples and oranges.
    * What are your parameters?

    This last one is especially valuable. Nobody, other than mathematicians, has the vaguest idea what “parameters” means.

    Here’s how to use your comebacks:

    You say – As Abraham Lincoln said in 1873…
    Your opponents says – Lincoln died in 1865.
    You say – You’re begging the question.

    OR

    You say – Liberians, like most Asians…
    Your opponents says – Liberia is in Africa.
    You say – You’re being defensive.

    Compare your opponent to Adolf Hitler. [Big Grin]

    This is your heavy artillery, for when your opponent is obviously right and you are spectacularly wrong. Bring Hitler up subtly. Say: “That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say” or “You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler.”

    You now know how to out-argue anybody. Do not try to pull any of this on people who generally carry weapons!

    Tror fandme lige jeg skal ud og diskutere noget i morgen for at afprøve det her shit!

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    BruneBanan
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    #29 Quod ut est via crustulum puter!

    #32

    Kochie
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    Jeg vil starte med at sige luk røven.
    Så følger jeg op med et flet brødfissen søster lagkage, eller du ryger rundt.
    Så slutter jeg af med et pikslap, en lurendrejer af en ostemad og et amagerkys.
    Hvis der var mere, kan du finde mig ved bufetten sammen med doktor Hansen.
    Det kan man i øvrigt efterhånden altid.

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    StiX
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    hehe meget griner tråd. man er bare lidt på røven hvis nu nogen skulle spørge hvad alt det lort man står og lukker ud egentlig betyder

    - fordi jeg siger det...

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    Holger-IST-
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    hehe episk tråd…

    - Holger "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." - W. C. Fields

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    #12 #13 #15 #18 Jeg er Adolf Hitler, og ja jeg er bedre end alle andre.
    BLIV KLOGERE!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53EFNcgT4Uk&feature=related

    Bedre sang stemme findes IKKE!!!

    P.S SICH HEIL! SICH HEIL! SICH HEIL!

    Rutskie prutskie, und vodka mit vutskie.

    #38

    BruneBanan
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    #37 vinder, mest overbevisende argument EVER!

    #39

    FedeAnderzen
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    Mon ikke bare han nævner sine parametre….

    Jeg ville ønske jeg havde en kagearm.

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    BruneBanan
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    Nu har jeg i en uges tid praktiseret det her… det fungerer strygende… ikke en eneste person har ringet til mig idag… det er sgu fremskridt! Mere gamingtid til mig.

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