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Vind enhver diskution – god guide!

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    BruneBanan
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    Er du også elendig til at vinde diskutioner? Så følg blot denne guide, zappet herfra:
    http://allweirdnews.com/weird-advice-on-how-to-win-any-argument/

    Make things up!

    Suppose, in the Peruvian economy argument, you are trying to prove Peruvians are underpaid, a position you base solely on the fact that YOU are underpaid, and you’re damned if you’re going to let a bunch of Peruvians be better off. DON’T say: “I think Peruvians are underpaid.” Say: “The average Peruvian’s salary in 1981 dollars adjusted for the revised tax base is $1,452.81 per annum, which is $836.07 before the mean gross poverty level.”

    NOTE: Always make up exact figures. [Big Grin]

    If an opponent asks you where you got your information, make THAT up, too. Say: “This information comes from Dr. Hovel T. Moon’s study for the Buford Commission published May 9, 1982. Didn’t you read it?” Say this in the same tone of voice you would use to say “You left your soiled underwear in my bath house.”

    Use meaningless but weighty-sounding words and phrases.

    Memorize this list:

    * Let me put it this way
    * In terms of
    * Vis-a-vis
    * Per se
    * As it were
    * Qua
    * So to speak

    You should also memorize some Latin abbreviations such as “Q.E.D.,” “e.g.,” and “i.e.” These are all short for “I speak Latin, and you do not.”

    Here’s how to use these words and phrases. Suppose you want to say:

    “Peruvians would like to order appetizers more often, but they don’t have enough money.”

    You never win arguments talking like that. But you WILL win if you say: “Let me put it this way. In terms of appetizers vis-a-vis Peruvians qua Peruvians, they would like to order them more often, so to speak, but they do not have enough money per se, as it were. Q.E.D.”

    Only a fool would challenge that statement! [Big Grin]

    Use snappy and irrelevant comebacks.

    You need an arsenal of all-purpose irrelevant phrases to fire back at your opponents when they make valid points. The best are:

    * You’re begging the question.
    * You’re being defensive.
    * Don’t compare apples and oranges.
    * What are your parameters?

    This last one is especially valuable. Nobody, other than mathematicians, has the vaguest idea what “parameters” means.

    Here’s how to use your comebacks:

    You say – As Abraham Lincoln said in 1873…
    Your opponents says – Lincoln died in 1865.
    You say – You’re begging the question.

    OR

    You say – Liberians, like most Asians…
    Your opponents says – Liberia is in Africa.
    You say – You’re being defensive.

    Compare your opponent to Adolf Hitler. [Big Grin]

    This is your heavy artillery, for when your opponent is obviously right and you are spectacularly wrong. Bring Hitler up subtly. Say: “That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say” or “You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler.”

    You now know how to out-argue anybody. Do not try to pull any of this on people who generally carry weapons!

    Tror fandme lige jeg skal ud og diskutere noget i morgen for at afprøve det her shit!

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    TerroC
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    Hehe, det virker vældigt sagligt.

    Er det ikke hurtigere bare at tage trøjen af?

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    BruneBanan
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    #1 Jeg smider sgu ikke tøjer for hvem som helst… især ikke for fyr der drikker manjuice!

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    Kolben
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    #1
    Man risikerer bare at opponenten gør det samme. Og så er det hud mod hud, i stedet for ord mod ord.

    P=NP?

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    BruneBanan
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    #3 Ja, også derfor jeg hader at skændtes med John fra Herning! han har så hård en hud!

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    TerroC
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    #2 Det var jo en HELT anden tråd, og en HELT anden sammenhæng!

    I can’t believe you brought that up!

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    #3
    Jamen, er det ikke det vi vil have?

    Sie sind das Essen, wir sind die Jäger

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    BruneBanan
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    #6 Interessante klasse diskutioner man ville få på htx eller hvad fanden de unge nu studerer

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    Kolben
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    #6
    Forestil dig en sådan debat med Pia Kjærsgaard…naaasty.

    P=NP?

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    HuggyBear
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    og hvis alt det som #0 skriver ikke virker kan man jo altid bruge gorillagrebet.. works like a charm

    En drink er for meget, 2 er for lidt..

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    TerroC
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    #8 Mmmm, Pia. Jeg tror helt jeg ville miste koncentrationen ved synet at hendes flagrende hudfolder og tæt-på-de-70-år’s kropslige attributter!

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    Alexey
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    Øhm ved ikke med jer men det er da ikke nogle særligt gode råd han giver? Har da selv tænkt hans tanker mange år før vedrørende diskutioner, den eneste grund til jeg ikke gør det er at jeg ikke ville kunne tage mig selv seriøst, da jeg syntes personen der ville gøre sådan virker ret “har intet liv” agtig i sin facon. Jeg mener hvem fanden ville kunne sige sådan noget bullshit og stadig være sjov at snakke med? Man skal fandme være kedelig og underlig hvis folk ikke kan spotte bare et hint af sarkasme, og det praler han jo så inderligt med de ikke kan. Facts, han er et røvsygt menneske og i bør ikke gå i hans fodspor

    Rutskie prutskie, und vodka mit vutskie.

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    BruneBanan
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    #11 What????

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    Kwanza
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    #12 /Signed.

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    l4u
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    lol

    Brianbil

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    Ralle-Janis
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    #11 Den måde hvorpå du føler dig bedre end #0 minder mig lidt om måden Adolf Hitler følte sig bedre end jøderne på. Er du nazist?

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