Troll Omegle Game
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- ForfatterEmne
- 28/10/2009 kl. 14:07#0
Okay det er meget simpelt:
Gå ind på siden http://www.omegle.com
Start en chat med en “completely stranger” derefter troll ham.
Post jeres sjoveste samtale her!
Her er min:
Stranger: hai
You: yo
Stranger: yah
You: yoyo
Stranger: yah yah
You: u cool?
Stranger: yah
You: with teh people outside
You: in teh world?
Stranger: wat
Stranger: m/f
You: looking through teh windows n stuff?
Stranger: yah
You: Do you have many stalkers?
Stranger: no
You: Usually i dont stalk ppl
Stranger: wer ru frm
You: Thailand
You: its nice
You: I like the rice n stuff
You: good for your skin u know
Stranger: yah
Stranger: whats up
You: do you have unclean skin?
You: like acne?
You: sometimes i have
You: like
Stranger: k
You: down below
You: u know?
You: not in the face
Stranger: y r u telling all these 2 me
You: im obsessed with my face
You: because i need to talk to someone about it
Stranger: fuck offfffffff u bledy idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.GOGOGO
- ForfatterEmne
- ForfatterKommentarer
- 28/10/2009 kl. 21:03 #18
Var nødt til at prøve
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Ohoy there!
Stranger: ohoy
You: Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: yes yes and then you start wanking
You: Damn… start? I thought I’d finished…
Stranger: hmm…...powered by Google
28/10/2009 kl. 21:17 #19Er du dill*rjeg blev sur til sidst, ham har ville bare ikke skride!:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: DK
You: you?
Stranger: I am M from Yemen 28 years
Stranger: what dk
You: M 54
You: Denmark.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what do u do
You: Work?..
Stranger: yah
Stranger: i am telecomm engineer
Stranger: what time at u now
You: it’s 9.07 pm here
Stranger: here it is 11:7pm
You: Okay,
Stranger: ok what do u work
You: Bouncer
Stranger: what was u looking for from chatting
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: oh really
You: And my wizard pants!
Stranger: ok
You: and my wand shazil
Stranger: ok so u r wizard
You: Yes. Just freetime though..
Stranger: can u give me arrabit
You: Mainly spells involving lightning sheeps on fire.
You: lighting*
Stranger: oh
You: I don’t like them
Stranger: u dont like sheep
Stranger: or what
You: No, they are evil, they go bahh. cow’s are better.
You: You like sheeps?
Stranger: yah
You: But why?! They’re so… Fuzzy!
Stranger: god made all animals so i like any thing god made
You: Ok.
Stranger: and sheeps are so nice
You:
I like god to she’s pretty!
You: too*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so do u get good income of this work i dk
Stranger: dk is so famous of milk productes
You: Well, not so much, about 5 cases of bananas a day and 6-7 litres of yoghurt..
Stranger: ha ha
You: ;)’
Stranger: have u heared about yemen
You: Yes.
Stranger: it is middle east islamic country
Stranger: it is agrecultural
Stranger: hisorical
Stranger: so do u have children
You: Ok, no just me here.
You: you?
Stranger: i am not marreid yet
You: Wait,actually this is a secret,but i got the neightbours kid to mate with my pet-wizard-cow.. Shh
You: I call it a Kiw.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.28/10/2009 kl. 21:22 #20#19
Efteraber. Og det hedder “sparetime” ikke “freetime”
PSN & XBL & Steam: kufad
28/10/2009 kl. 23:44 #21Stranger: Hi, i’m gay.
You: me to
Stranger: cool
You: yweeah its the best
Stranger: Ya you like dick?
You: no why would i, im just gay, you know.. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
Stranger: Oh so youre just happy?
You: just happy… its a big think to be happyHvorfor lad være ???
29/10/2009 kl. 09:32 #22Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, australian here.
You: Sup danish dude here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Make Them Or Take Them ¥ $ € £
29/10/2009 kl. 09:45 #23#22 Lol xD
han vidste nok du var Danish gangsta.I'm gaming 20 hours straight, who are you calling Lazy?
29/10/2009 kl. 09:47 #24#22
HAHAHAHAAH!
29/10/2009 kl. 09:49 #25Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: the sky
Stranger: oh shit, good call
You: and ceiling, plus come lamps
You: whats down
Stranger: the floor
Stranger: my feet
Stranger: the chair
Stranger: probably a few ancient indian burial graves
You: dig em up and dance around the bones
Stranger: i thought about it but i dont really want them reanimating and killing me
You: why is that?
Stranger: not enjoyable
You: Whats up with the grey horse
Stranger: i stole it from the mexican navy
You: so its a sea horse?
You: it looks like its going dry, you should keep it in water
Stranger: nah, im going to turn it into a necklace
Stranger: needs to be dry before i punch a hole in its face.
Stranger: PETA would be appauled.
You: PETA is short for Pathetic Eagle Taming Association?
Stranger: close
Stranger: theyre a bunch of animal rights activists
Stranger: the worst kinds of activists
You: ohh they want rights to have sexual intercourse with them, thats wicked
Stranger: sounds about right
You: does DR mean anything to you
Stranger: dominican republic.
Stranger: doctor.
You: not what i was looking for,
Stranger: if its DDR, then it can be East Germany
You: i think it died
Stranger: indeed it did.
You: the horse i mean
Stranger: oh….
Stranger: well thats unfortunate
Stranger: i guess its time to punch a hole in its face.
You: not if you were going to make jewelry of it
Stranger: well, living jewelry would have been cooler
You: its friends in the navy might come after you
Stranger: its okay, ive got an AR15.
You: things usually die when they get punched holes in their faces
You: is AR15 a skin disorder?
Stranger: its a rifle
You: disordeR?
Stranger: rifle.
Stranger: bang bang.
You: disorder?
Stranger: no.
You: bang bang disorder?
Stranger: those would be marines
You: Icky icky Tapang Zo boing
Stranger: lulz
You: what are you a firm believe of NI?
You: believer
Stranger: of what?
You: NI
Stranger: who?
You: ni
Stranger: where?
You: Im sorry speak up, i cant hear you
Stranger: zombie invasion
Stranger: brb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.And then he grinned like a fox eating shit from a barbed wire fence
29/10/2009 kl. 09:51 #26Stranger: heyheyhey smoke weed everyday
You: this is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am not the one
You: yes you are neo The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
Stranger: show me the way morpheus
You: phone ringing
Stranger: wait
Stranger: is there marijuana where im going
You: no theres is only Zion
Stranger: is that as good
You: its what your mind wants it to be
Stranger: huh
Stranger: my mind can make anything
You: then its shall be anything
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how do i make a giant bear with a saddle on it and lets me ride it anywhere
You: use your mind power neo there is no spoon
Stranger: AHH
Stranger: ICANT
Stranger: i have failed you father
Stranger: i cannot be king
You: uuuuuuuuu MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
Stranger: ahhhh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Make Them Or Take Them ¥ $ € £
29/10/2009 kl. 10:00 #27#25 og #26
Det bliver bedre og bedre
29/10/2009 kl. 10:08 #28Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: My mom says i shouldn’t talk to strangers!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Hmm… var det ikke mig, som burde have disconnected?
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29/10/2009 kl. 10:14 #29Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, 23 m Sweden:)
You: hey, 25 f Dk
Stranger: ;D
You: so i guess u r blonde with long hair and blue eyes
You: and very skinny?
Stranger: i have a pic if you do?
You: i dont
You: and if i had i wouldt show
Stranger: that’s boring
You: yeah well
Stranger: why not?
You: im abit overweight
You: so
You: wouldnt look good
Stranger: how much?
You: hm
You: 105kg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.29/10/2009 kl. 10:25 #30ahhahah no love for fat bitches
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29/10/2009 kl. 10:56 #31ahhhahhaa loool
29/10/2009 kl. 12:53 #32Den her synes jeg nu var meget sjov.
Kunne ikke lade være med at grine bagefter:Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heya .
You:
Stranger: u r looking for a girl?
You: yeah.
Stranger: oh no
You: nah
You: just take it easy.
You: I am just here for a chat
Stranger: bad luck man
You: Just tries to scare the pedo boys away
Stranger: when i say im a boy,they all gone
You have disconnected.For once in my life...
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