lørdag, januar 23, 2021

Troll Omegle Game

Daily Rush Debat Off-topic Troll Omegle Game

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  • #0

    Plagu3
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    Okay det er meget simpelt:

    Gå ind på siden http://www.omegle.com

    Start en chat med en “completely stranger” derefter troll ham.

    Post jeres sjoveste samtale her!

    Her er min:

    Stranger: hai
    You: yo
    Stranger: yah
    You: yoyo
    Stranger: yah yah
    You: u cool?
    Stranger: yah
    You: with teh people outside
    You: in teh world?
    Stranger: wat
    Stranger: m/f
    You: looking through teh windows n stuff?
    Stranger: yah
    You: Do you have many stalkers?
    Stranger: no
    You: Usually i dont stalk ppl
    Stranger: wer ru frm
    You: Thailand
    You: its nice
    You: I like the rice n stuff
    You: good for your skin u know
    Stranger: yah
    Stranger: whats up
    You: do you have unclean skin?
    You: like acne?
    You: sometimes i have
    You: like
    Stranger: k
    You: down below
    You: u know?
    You: not in the face
    Stranger: y r u telling all these 2 me
    You: im obsessed with my face
    You: because i need to talk to someone about it
    Stranger: fuck offfffffff u bledy idiot
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    GOGOGO

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  • #18

    mifan
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    Var nødt til at prøve

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Ohoy there!
    Stranger: ohoy
    You: Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    Stranger: yes yes and then you start wanking
    You: Damn… start? I thought I’d finished…
    Stranger: hmm…

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    #19

    DanielBoe
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    Er du dill*rjeg blev sur til sidst, ham har ville bare ikke skride!:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: from
    You: DK
    You: you?
    Stranger: I am M from Yemen 28 years
    Stranger: what dk
    You: M 54
    You: Denmark.
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: what do u do
    You: Work?..
    Stranger: yah
    Stranger: i am telecomm engineer
    Stranger: what time at u now
    You: it’s 9.07 pm here
    Stranger: here it is 11:7pm
    You: Okay,
    Stranger: ok what do u work
    You: Bouncer
    Stranger: what was u looking for from chatting
    You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    Stranger: oh really
    You: And my wizard pants!
    Stranger: ok
    You: and my wand shazil
    Stranger: ok so u r wizard
    You: Yes. Just freetime though..
    Stranger: can u give me arrabit
    You: Mainly spells involving lightning sheeps on fire.
    You: lighting*
    Stranger: oh
    You: I don’t like them
    Stranger: u dont like sheep
    Stranger: or what
    You: No, they are evil, they go bahh. cow’s are better.
    You: You like sheeps?
    Stranger: yah
    You: But why?! They’re so… Fuzzy!
    Stranger: god made all animals so i like any thing god made
    You: Ok.
    Stranger: and sheeps are so nice
    You:
    I like god to she’s pretty!
    You: too*
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: so do u get good income of this work i dk
    Stranger: dk is so famous of milk productes
    You: Well, not so much, about 5 cases of bananas a day and 6-7 litres of yoghurt..
    Stranger: ha ha
    You: ;)’
    Stranger: have u heared about yemen
    You: Yes.
    Stranger: it is middle east islamic country
    Stranger: it is agrecultural
    Stranger: hisorical
    Stranger: so do u have children
    You: Ok, no just me here.
    You: you?
    Stranger: i am not marreid yet
    You: Wait,actually this is a secret,but i got the neightbours kid to mate with my pet-wizard-cow.. Shh
    You: I call it a Kiw.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.

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    Kufad
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    #19

    Efteraber. Og det hedder “sparetime” ikke “freetime”

    PSN & XBL & Steam: kufad

    #21

    Jingle
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    Stranger: Hi, i’m gay.
    You: me to
    Stranger: cool
    You: yweeah its the best
    Stranger: Ya you like dick?
    You: no why would i, im just gay, you know.. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
    Stranger: Oh so youre just happy?
    You: just happy… its a big think to be happy

    Hvorfor lad være ???

    #22

    Philo
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    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey, australian here.
    You: Sup danish dude here
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    #23

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    #22 Lol xD
    han vidste nok du var Danish gangsta.

    I'm gaming 20 hours straight, who are you calling Lazy?

    #24

    Plagu3
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    #22

    HAHAHAHAAH!

    #25

    VxChemical
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    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: whats up?
    You: the sky
    Stranger: oh shit, good call
    You: and ceiling, plus come lamps
    You: whats down
    Stranger: the floor
    Stranger: my feet
    Stranger: the chair
    Stranger: probably a few ancient indian burial graves
    You: dig em up and dance around the bones
    Stranger: i thought about it but i dont really want them reanimating and killing me
    You: why is that?
    Stranger: not enjoyable
    You: Whats up with the grey horse
    Stranger: i stole it from the mexican navy
    You: so its a sea horse?
    You: it looks like its going dry, you should keep it in water
    Stranger: nah, im going to turn it into a necklace
    Stranger: needs to be dry before i punch a hole in its face.
    Stranger: PETA would be appauled.
    You: PETA is short for Pathetic Eagle Taming Association?
    Stranger: close
    Stranger: theyre a bunch of animal rights activists
    Stranger: the worst kinds of activists
    You: ohh they want rights to have sexual intercourse with them, thats wicked
    Stranger: sounds about right
    You: does DR mean anything to you
    Stranger: dominican republic.
    Stranger: doctor.
    You: not what i was looking for,
    Stranger: if its DDR, then it can be East Germany
    You: i think it died
    Stranger: indeed it did.
    You: the horse i mean
    Stranger: oh….
    Stranger: well thats unfortunate
    Stranger: i guess its time to punch a hole in its face.
    You: not if you were going to make jewelry of it
    Stranger: well, living jewelry would have been cooler
    You: its friends in the navy might come after you
    Stranger: its okay, ive got an AR15.
    You: things usually die when they get punched holes in their faces
    You: is AR15 a skin disorder?
    Stranger: its a rifle
    You: disordeR?
    Stranger: rifle.
    Stranger: bang bang.
    You: disorder?
    Stranger: no.
    You: bang bang disorder?
    Stranger: those would be marines
    You: Icky icky Tapang Zo boing
    Stranger: lulz
    You: what are you a firm believe of NI?
    You: believer
    Stranger: of what?
    You: NI
    Stranger: who?
    You: ni
    Stranger: where?
    You: Im sorry speak up, i cant hear you
    Stranger: zombie invasion
    Stranger: brb
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    And then he grinned like a fox eating shit from a barbed wire fence

    #26

    Philo
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    Stranger: heyheyhey smoke weed everyday
    You: this is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i am not the one
    You: yes you are neo The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
    Stranger: show me the way morpheus
    You: phone ringing
    Stranger: wait
    Stranger: is there marijuana where im going
    You: no theres is only Zion
    Stranger: is that as good
    You: its what your mind wants it to be
    Stranger: huh
    Stranger: my mind can make anything
    You: then its shall be anything
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: how do i make a giant bear with a saddle on it and lets me ride it anywhere
    You: use your mind power neo there is no spoon
    Stranger: AHH
    Stranger: ICANT
    Stranger: i have failed you father
    Stranger: i cannot be king
    You: uuuuuuuuu MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
    Stranger: ahhhh
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    #27

    Plagu3
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    #25 og #26

    Det bliver bedre og bedre

    #28

    mifan
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    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: My mom says i shouldn’t talk to strangers!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Hmm… var det ikke mig, som burde have disconnected?

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    #29

    Plagu3
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    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi, 23 m Sweden:)
    You: hey, 25 f Dk
    Stranger: ;D
    You: so i guess u r blonde with long hair and blue eyes
    You: and very skinny?
    Stranger: i have a pic if you do?
    You: i dont
    You: and if i had i wouldt show
    Stranger: that’s boring
    You: yeah well
    Stranger: why not?
    You: im abit overweight
    You: so
    You: wouldnt look good
    Stranger: how much?
    You: hm
    You: 105kg
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #30

    Philo
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    ahhahah no love for fat bitches

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    #31

    raze
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    ahhhahhaa loool

    #32

    AvaTeC
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    Den her synes jeg nu var meget sjov.
    Kunne ikke lade være med at grine bagefter:

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: heya .
    You:
    Stranger: u r looking for a girl?
    You: yeah.
    Stranger: oh no
    You: nah
    You: just take it easy.
    You: I am just here for a chat
    Stranger: bad luck man
    You: Just tries to scare the pedo boys away
    Stranger: when i say im a boy,they all gone
    You have disconnected.

    For once in my life...

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