Troll løs hos Apple forhandler
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Went on a trolling excursion today to the local apple retailer. Froze one of the iMac’s in about 30 seconds (just opened system information and locked), inverted colors on two macbook airs, and then I proceeded to the iPod section, and flagged down an apple salesman.
“I’m looking for a replacement Mp3 player, I was thinking an iPod since I already have a macbook with iTunes. I need something with about 16gb storage, an FM radio, and preferably an HDD.”
“We don’t have any with an FM radio.”
“Really? Even my 2001 creative stick has an FM radio… oh well… maybe this then *picks up new iPod shuffle*. Can I get this with 8gb?”
“No, it wouldn’t fit 8gb in there.”
“But I already own a 16gb microsd card, and that’s far smaller than this. Are they going to upgrade it in a few months with more storage?”
“No, it’ll be like that for a while.”
“Hm, maybe if I just put my favourite songs on, can I use any headphones with it?”
“Yeah, any headphones will work, it’s a standard jack”
“Really? But I thought the controls were on the cable, how would I control it with standard headphones, is there an adapter?”
“No, if you want to use 3rd party headphones, you’re going to have to wait until they manufacture them with compatability.”
“Oh, well what about this? *picks up iPod nano* I could put the same songs on that, and have some removable storage.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, for transferring, say, essays in college to a computer for printing, I use my old creative, it’s only 256mb, but it’s great for a memory stick, can I use this the same way.”
“You can put photos, video, music-”
“I don’t want to be watching video or looking at photos on that tiny screen, I want to transfer a document from one computer to another, can I do it?”
“No.”
“So I can’t just store stuff on it.”
“No.”
“Maybe I should just stick to my mobile phone. I could get an 8gb card for it and do all that stuff, and have the FM radio, and it has the controls on the cable, and I can use any headphones with it. Can you direct me to where I might get an DVI to VGA cable?”
“We have adapters…”
“I’m looking for a CABLE.”
“We don’t have anything like that.”
“Okay, what about an expresscard to add SD functionality to my Macbook, see my girlfreind’s dell has SD ports, and she likes giving me the cards, but I can’t use them cause the macbook has no SD port, d’you have the express cards?”
“No.”By now he was getting pretty irritated.
“I was wondering, by the way, is it possible to get a case change for my macbook? I want to change the screen cover, so the big bright apple at the back is gone, it just looks sort of garish, you know?”
“We don’t do anything like that.”
“Okay, well thanks for your help”
“Bye.”Then I inverted the colors on two more laptops and left. As I was leaving, I noted about 20 apple salespeople crowding round the few I’d got to earlier.
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