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Ther e was an old farmer

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    he he… syntes den er lidt sjov

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    There was an old farmer who lived by a rock,
    he sat in the meadow ‘a shaking his-
    fist at some boys who were down by the crick,
    their feet in the water their hands on their-
    marbles and playthings in them days of yore.
    there came a young lady she looked like a-
    pretty young creature she sat on the grass,
    she pulled up her dress and showed us her-
    ruffles and laces and white puffy duck,
    she said she was learning a new way to-
    bring up her children and learn them to knit,
    while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling-
    refuse and litter from yesterday’s hunt,
    while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her-
    eyes at the fellow as girls sometimes do,
    to make it quite clear that she wanted to-
    go for a nice pleasant stroll on the grass,
    then hurry back home for a nice piece of-
    ice cream and cake that stood three layers tall,
    and after dessert she was ready to-
    go for another walk down by the dock,
    with any young man with a sizable-
    roll of one hundreds and a big bulge up front,
    if he’d ask politely she’d show him her-
    little pet dog who was subject to fits,
    and maybe she’d let him grab hold of her-
    small tender hands with a movement so quick,
    that she’d bend on over and suck on his-
    soda so sweetly til she finished it,
    then pull down her panties and rub on her-
    hip that she bruised when she ran down the halls,
    cause he tried to force her to lick on his-
    candy so tasty made of butterscotch,
    and then he spread whipped cream all over her-
    cookies that she had been baking all night,
    If you think this is dirty, you’re f***ing well right!!!

    Suffer a self-imposed exile, taste the bitter fruits of denial. In the presence of greatness the humble can only bow.

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