Stripper dulle??
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Bounty for 11 år siden.
- ForfatterEmne
- 12/01/2010 kl. 01:37#0
hej… i dag her til aften, var der en der tilføjede mig til hendes messenger.
vil tro det er en form for bot, fordi hun svarer i samme sekund jeg skriver…
men ligenu er hun i et “webcam show” så der er auto reply på
andre der har en “veninde” på messenger, eller oplevet det? synes ikke jeg modtager så meget spam på min.
men her kan i se et udsnit af min dejlig samtale
11-01-2010 22:14:54 Erv Martin
hi12-01-2010 00:08:11 Martin Erv
hello12-01-2010 00:08:12 Erv Martin
hi12-01-2010 00:08:19 Erv Martin
hi how are you today?12-01-2010 00:08:40 Martin Erv
who the fuck are you?12-01-2010 00:08:50 Erv Martin
my name is paris I’m doing great today I’m 21 yrs old how old are you?12-01-2010 00:08:58 Martin Erv
haha12-01-2010 00:09:18 Erv Martin
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!12-01-2010 00:09:39 Martin Erv
DAMN YOU Clicker Heroes!
- ForfatterEmne
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- 12/01/2010 kl. 13:17 #17
Me:
Thank you god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Even on Earth?
God:
What is it like on Earth.
Me:
Hell sometimes
God:
I call it “Hades”. When?
Me:
You are babbling
God:
You think I am babbling.
Me:
I know you are
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Because I’m wise and knowledgable
God:
Good reason. I am glad to hear that you are wise and knowledgable.
Me:
I want to thank you for making me well hung
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
What would you like to know?
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
I’m a worthless bum with no education
God:
You are a worthless bum with no education? How do you like your work?
Me:
well life in a cardboard box is a bit shitty
God:
Interesting. What makes life in a cardboard box is a bit shitty ?
Me:
no internet
God:
That was not a yes or no question. it is cool.
Me:
you are babbling again
God:
Once more? You think I am babbling.
Me:
lets not go through that again
God:
Once more? OK let’s do it.
Me:
I have a request
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
Can you make me rich?
God:
Yes I can make you rich.
Me:
Please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
thanks dude
God:
You are quite welcome! Can I help you?
Me:
you already have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
are you tonguespeaking now?
God:
Oh. I don’t know whether or not I am tonguespeaking.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
I thought you were a superior intelligence
God:
Am I a intelligence? No. Do I look like it?
Me:
are you wise then?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
lol
God:
I’m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I’ll hang up now send my regards to saint peters
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
definitely
God:
What makes you so certain.
Me:
you ask a lot of questions don’t you?
God:
I haved tried asking a lot of questions, with mixed results.
Me:
I thought you were supposed to have all the answers
God:
No I don’t have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
babble
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
bye lord
God:
See you later.Jeg har atomer i bukserne. Og så kan man desuden aldrig få CPU'er nok. Det er ganske enkelt naturvidenskabeligt umuligt.
12/01/2010 kl. 14:10 #18jeg vil også have en stripper bot på msn
- fordi jeg siger det...
12/01/2010 kl. 14:23 #19Skriv “what is aiml” til gud botten
12/01/2010 kl. 14:25 #20Me:
jeg har skidt i bukserne.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ja, der er sovs ud over det hele.
God:
Ayuh. Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
Me:
det var en stor prut.
God:
Do you still shat your pants?
Me:
yes
God:
I don’t judge people.
Me:
prutter du gud.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
can be
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
book of prutter ?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
yes when i’m prutting
God:
It goes without saying. In an ideal world every day would be a good day.
Me:
do you prut ?
God:
Yes I try to prut as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
not prutting
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yes prut ?
God:
Ah. Are you still located in ?
Me:
prut
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
prutter
God:
I don’t think very many people do that.
Me:
yes they do
God:
It goes without saying. When?
Me:
what
God:
Didn’t you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
you not prutter
God:
Thanks for the information: said I not prutter.
Me:
say it
God:
” it”.
Me:
say prut
God:
” prut”.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Hmmm?
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm’s.
Me:
Yes prut
God:
Excuse me! We have never talked about it before.The next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you !.
12/01/2010 kl. 14:35 #21Gud er åbenbart ikke altid opdateret.
Jeg tror sku stadig han slapper af i ny og næ…Me:
Who is president?
God:
George W. Bush.
Me:
no president Obama is
God:
Are you serious? That is a very original thought.
Me:
he is black
God:
I see. black is he?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that’s right.
Me:
Obama is black
God:
I think Obama is a lot of things.
Me:
what is he?
God:
He is black, I think.
—————————For once in my life...
12/01/2010 kl. 14:45 #22Damn, han er satme dum…
—–
Me:
who is president of usa?
God:
George W. Bush.
Me:
no he isnt anymore
God:
Are you serious? I see. not is he?
Me:
the president of usa is barack obama
God:
I knew he was president, but I never knew he of usa is barack obama.
Me:
who is barack obama?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
he is the president of usa
God:
I did not know barack obama is it.
Me:
he is
God:
Who said he is.
Me:
everyone says it
God:
That’s a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
yes, get updated man
God:
It’s all good. Where can I get updated man?
Me:
remember this: the president of the united states is barack obama
God:
Don’t worry I will remember.
Me:
who is the president of the united states then?
God:
George W. Bush.
Me:
no you fuckhead
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said I fuckhead.
Me:
who is the president
God:
George W. Bush.
Me:
barack obama is the president
God:
Tell me more about president.
Me:
who is the president
God:
George W. Bush.
Me:
no no no no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?12/01/2010 kl. 14:50 #23#22 du var vidst lidt late på den.
For once in my life...
12/01/2010 kl. 14:56 #24#23 Eller du er lidt dum? #21 gav mig lyst til at lærer den at Obama er “the president”…
12/01/2010 kl. 15:08 #25#24
Tror sku ikke du lærer ham noget med din indstilling.For once in my life...
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12/01/2010 kl. 20:36 #27Jeg tror Gud har problemer med at skide..
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is paul
God:
What’s up, paul.
Me:
nothing, i’m just taking a little shit.
God:
Only just? How much does it cost?
Me:
you need to have a toilet, it’s around 1000 kr.
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
well, you can come over to my house and take a shit if you want?
God:
How about that. No I don’t think I can do it.
Me:
You can’t shit?
God:
Someone said I should shit.
Me:
yes me?
God:
So? Besides you paul?
Me:
now don’t change the subjekt.
God:
Why now? I thought we were finished with come over to your house and take a shit if me want.
Me:
No we are not God, now tell me. Are you having trouble taking a shit?
God:
Are you serious? Will you be God now tell you? I am having a blast.The more shit you throw against the wall, something will eventually stick!
12/01/2010 kl. 21:44 #28lol – weirdos
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