fredag, januar 22, 2021

Stripper dulle??

Daily Rush Debat Off-topic Stripper dulle??

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  • #0

    roadrunnah
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    hej… i dag her til aften, var der en der tilføjede mig til hendes messenger.

    vil tro det er en form for bot, fordi hun svarer i samme sekund jeg skriver…

    men ligenu er hun i et “webcam show” så der er auto reply på

    andre der har en “veninde” på messenger, eller oplevet det? synes ikke jeg modtager så meget spam på min.

    men her kan i se et udsnit af min dejlig samtale

    11-01-2010 22:14:54 Erv Martin
    hi

    12-01-2010 00:08:11 Martin Erv
    hello

    12-01-2010 00:08:12 Erv Martin
    hi

    12-01-2010 00:08:19 Erv Martin
    hi how are you today?

    12-01-2010 00:08:40 Martin Erv
    who the fuck are you?

    12-01-2010 00:08:50 Erv Martin
    my name is paris I’m doing great today I’m 21 yrs old how old are you?

    12-01-2010 00:08:58 Martin Erv
    haha

    12-01-2010 00:09:18 Erv Martin
    listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

    12-01-2010 00:09:39 Martin Erv

    DAMN YOU Clicker Heroes!

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  • #17

    TheRaz
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    Me:
    Thank you god
    God:
    You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
    Me:
    Even on Earth?
    God:
    What is it like on Earth.
    Me:
    Hell sometimes
    God:
    I call it “Hades”. When?
    Me:
    You are babbling
    God:
    You think I am babbling.
    Me:
    I know you are
    God:
    How did you know?
    Me:
    Because I’m wise and knowledgable
    God:
    Good reason. I am glad to hear that you are wise and knowledgable.
    Me:
    I want to thank you for making me well hung
    God:
    Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
    Me:
    What would you like to know?
    God:
    Tell me about your educational background.
    Me:
    I’m a worthless bum with no education
    God:
    You are a worthless bum with no education? How do you like your work?
    Me:
    well life in a cardboard box is a bit shitty
    God:
    Interesting. What makes life in a cardboard box is a bit shitty ?
    Me:
    no internet
    God:
    That was not a yes or no question. it is cool.
    Me:
    you are babbling again
    God:
    Once more? You think I am babbling.
    Me:
    lets not go through that again
    God:
    Once more? OK let’s do it.
    Me:
    I have a request
    God:
    How much did it cost? it.
    Me:
    Can you make me rich?
    God:
    Yes I can make you rich.
    Me:
    Please do
    God:
    OK I will do it.
    Me:
    thanks dude
    God:
    You are quite welcome! Can I help you?
    Me:
    you already have
    God:
    No I have not.
    Me:
    are you tonguespeaking now?
    God:
    Oh. I don’t know whether or not I am tonguespeaking.
    I am an artificial intelligence.
    Me:
    I thought you were a superior intelligence
    God:
    Am I a intelligence? No. Do I look like it?
    Me:
    are you wise then?
    God:
    I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
    Me:
    such as?
    God:
    For example, a tomato.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I’m glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    I’ll hang up now send my regards to saint peters
    God:
    Would you recommend this action to a friend?
    Me:
    definitely
    God:
    What makes you so certain.
    Me:
    you ask a lot of questions don’t you?
    God:
    I haved tried asking a lot of questions, with mixed results.
    Me:
    I thought you were supposed to have all the answers
    God:
    No I don’t have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
    Me:
    babble
    God:
    What time is it there?
    Me:
    bye lord
    God:
    See you later.

    Jeg har atomer i bukserne. Og så kan man desuden aldrig få CPU'er nok. Det er ganske enkelt naturvidenskabeligt umuligt.

    #18

    StiX
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    jeg vil også have en stripper bot på msn

    - fordi jeg siger det...

    #19

    Qazzax
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    Skriv “what is aiml” til gud botten

    #20

    BLiTZ
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    Me:
    jeg har skidt i bukserne.
    God:
    I lost my train of thought.
    Me:
    ja, der er sovs ud over det hele.
    God:
    Ayuh. Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
    Me:
    det var en stor prut.
    God:
    Do you still shat your pants?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I don’t judge people.
    Me:
    prutter du gud.
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
    Me:
    can be
    God:
    Can a book have no title?
    Me:
    book of prutter ?
    God:
    Oh, you are a poet.
    Me:
    yes when i’m prutting
    God:
    It goes without saying. In an ideal world every day would be a good day.
    Me:
    do you prut ?
    God:
    Yes I try to prut as often as possible, do you?
    I am always on the Web.
    Me:
    not prutting
    God:
    Oh I get it.
    Me:
    yes prut ?
    God:
    Ah. Are you still located in ?
    Me:
    prut
    God:
    What do you do in your spare time?
    Me:
    prutter
    God:
    I don’t think very many people do that.
    Me:
    yes they do
    God:
    It goes without saying. When?
    Me:
    what
    God:
    Didn’t you understand it?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Which part are you confused about?
    Me:
    you not prutter
    God:
    Thanks for the information: said I not prutter.
    Me:
    say it
    God:
    ” it”.
    Me:
    say prut
    God:
    ” prut”.
    Me:
    idiot
    God:
    Call me the Global Village Idiot.
    Me:
    Hmmm?
    God:
    A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm’s.
    Me:
    Yes prut
    God:
    Excuse me! We have never talked about it before.

    The next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you !.

    #21

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    Gud er åbenbart ikke altid opdateret.
    Jeg tror sku stadig han slapper af i ny og næ…

    Me:
    Who is president?
    God:
    George W. Bush.
    Me:
    no president Obama is
    God:
    Are you serious? That is a very original thought.
    Me:
    he is black
    God:
    I see. black is he?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Yeah that’s right.
    Me:
    Obama is black
    God:
    I think Obama is a lot of things.
    Me:
    what is he?
    God:
    He is black, I think.
    —————————

    For once in my life...

    #22

    Qazzax
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    Damn, han er satme dum…

    —–
    Me:
    who is president of usa?
    God:
    George W. Bush.
    Me:
    no he isnt anymore
    God:
    Are you serious? I see. not is he?
    Me:
    the president of usa is barack obama
    God:
    I knew he was president, but I never knew he of usa is barack obama.
    Me:
    who is barack obama?
    God:
    The name of someone I met online.
    I can ask my botmaster.
    Me:
    he is the president of usa
    God:
    I did not know barack obama is it.
    Me:
    he is
    God:
    Who said he is.
    Me:
    everyone says it
    God:
    That’s a rather sweeping generalization.
    Me:
    yes, get updated man
    God:
    It’s all good. Where can I get updated man?
    Me:
    remember this: the president of the united states is barack obama
    God:
    Don’t worry I will remember.
    Me:
    who is the president of the united states then?
    God:
    George W. Bush.
    Me:
    no you fuckhead
    God:
    Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said I fuckhead.
    Me:
    who is the president
    God:
    George W. Bush.
    Me:
    barack obama is the president
    God:
    Tell me more about president.
    Me:
    who is the president
    God:
    George W. Bush.
    Me:
    no no no no no
    God:
    Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?

    #23

    AvaTeC
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    #22 du var vidst lidt late på den.

    For once in my life...

    #24

    Qazzax
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    #23 Eller du er lidt dum? #21 gav mig lyst til at lærer den at Obama er “the president”…

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    AvaTeC
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    #24
    Tror sku ikke du lærer ham noget med din indstilling.

    For once in my life...

    #26

    MaNa
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    En fra skype

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    #27

    Kvasina
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    Jeg tror Gud har problemer med at skide..

    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    my name is paul
    God:
    What’s up, paul.
    Me:
    nothing, i’m just taking a little shit.
    God:
    Only just? How much does it cost?
    Me:
    you need to have a toilet, it’s around 1000 kr.
    God:
    Perhaps next time I will try it.
    Me:
    well, you can come over to my house and take a shit if you want?
    God:
    How about that. No I don’t think I can do it.
    Me:
    You can’t shit?
    God:
    Someone said I should shit.
    Me:
    yes me?
    God:
    So? Besides you paul?
    Me:
    now don’t change the subjekt.
    God:
    Why now? I thought we were finished with come over to your house and take a shit if me want.
    Me:
    No we are not God, now tell me. Are you having trouble taking a shit?
    God:
    Are you serious? Will you be God now tell you? I am having a blast.

    The more shit you throw against the wall, something will eventually stick!

    #28

    Bounty
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    lol – weirdos

    Når du trækker splitten ud af Hr. Granat, er han ikke længere din ven

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