Seje filmcitater ?
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- ForfatterEmne
- 10/09/2006 kl. 23:28#0
Hey!
En kammerat og jeg dyster nogle gange i de sejeste filmcitater.
Så lige Hellboy (dejlig tømmermands film), og fik lidt grinern over djævelmandens ord: “Second date, No tongue!” da han slås med helvedes-hunden for anden gang i filmen .
Meeenn måske ikke det fedeste citat ever! Nogen der kan diske op med lidt film sjov ?
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- 11/09/2006 kl. 06:16 #16
Og så er der selvfølgelig den klassiske:
Darth Vader: “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”Hehe.. Det bliver ved med at lyde godt!!!
Hader når folk siger "Hvor fanden er Herning"...
11/09/2006 kl. 07:16 #17#12: Predator 1.
- Part of the Robot Skeleton Army
11/09/2006 kl. 08:03 #18#1
Mener bestemt han allerede siger det i Die Hard 1, i radioen til Hans- Fordi StiX siger det
11/09/2006 kl. 08:21 #19I’LL BE BACK! – Vores alle sammens Arnold
It's easier to forget, than it is to remember - mig selv
11/09/2006 kl. 08:40 #20“If you can dodge a car, you can dodge a ball.”
“You’re about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop.”
– Dodgeball.
“And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.”
– Boondock Saints.
“I fart your general direction…now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.”
“Your mother was a hamster, and Your faster smelled of elderberries.”
– Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Uh, og så er der jo naturligvis:
“I know what you’re thinking… Did I fire six shots or only five? To tell you the truth, I forgot it myself in all this excitement.This here’s a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do you, punk?”
– Dirty Harry.
Mangler du flere, can du altid gå herind.
Kom i tanker om denne geniale film:
Commissioner Gordon: It could be any one of them… But which one? Which ones?
Batman: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder…
Commissioner Gordon: You mean where there’s a fish there could be a penguin?
Robin: But wait! It happened at sea… Sea. C for Catwoman!
Batman: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg…
Commissioner Gordon: The Joker!
Chief O’Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle… Riddle-R. Riddler!
Commissioner Gordon: A thought strikes me… So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance…
Batman: The four of them… Their forces combined…
Robin: Holy nightmare!
————————————Robin: It looks bad, Batman. This brassy bird has us buffaloed.
————————————
Batman: Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity! Let’s go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. We’ll use our Batropes. Our job is finished.
Batman: Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity! Let’s go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. We’ll use our Batropes. Our job is finished.
—————————————–
Robin: [pointing toward the sky] That crazy missile! It wrote two more riddles before it blew up!
Batman: [reading a skywritten message] “What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?”
Robin: An egg!
Batman: [reading another skywritten message] “How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?”
Robin: Make apple sauce!
Batman: [thinking out loud] Apples into applesauce – A unification into one smooth mixture. An egg – nature’s perfect container. The container of all our hopes for the future.
Robin: A unification and a container of hope? United World Organization!
Batman: Precisely, Robin! And there’s a special meeting of the Security Council today. If what I fear is true…
Robin: Wow! Let’s commandeer a taxi!
Batman: No, Robin. Not at this time of day. Luckily, we’re in tip-top condition. It’ll be faster if we run. Let’s go!
————————————–
Robin: Holy marathon! I’m getting a stitch, Batman!
Batman: Let’s hope that it’s a stitch in time, Robin, that saves nine – The nine members of the United World Security Council. Come on."You don't want to see me when I'm angry - because I back up my rage with facts and documented sources." - The Credible Hulk.
11/09/2006 kl. 08:48 #21“Say ‘ello to my little friend!” – Scarface
Jeg er altid frisk på en diskussion. Vi kan starte med at tage udgangspunkt i det du mener - jeg mener så det modsatte!
11/09/2006 kl. 08:51 #22Bruce the Almighty:
God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass, and I’m the ant!#2 – gode gamle Ash!
derstandt: Hver pige din en sugar daddy for stort set
11/09/2006 kl. 09:16 #23V for Vendetta – nok den sejeste “helte” introduktion nogen sinde..
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I’m quite sure they will say so.11/09/2006 kl. 09:36 #24ca alt hvad der blir sagt i “This is Spinal Tap” kan quotes, den film er for grineren
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11/09/2006 kl. 09:52 #25#24
Den er ikke så meget på quotes. Den er mere attitude…og hårP=NP?
11/09/2006 kl. 10:03 #26Endnu en fra gode gamle Ash:
Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.
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11/09/2006 kl. 12:16 #27#1 Det er i den første Die Hard han fyre den af
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11/09/2006 kl. 12:22 #28“Tonight … you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl’s name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful! ”
“What is this? , What the FUCK is this ?”
“Sir, a jelly donut sir”
“What the fuck is a jelly donut doing outside my messhall ?”
“Sir, i was hungy sir”
“Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts ?”
“Sir, no sir”
“And why is that?”
“Sir, because im to heavy sir”
“NO, Because you are a disgusting fatbody”“I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.”
“A rifle is only a tool. It’s a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?”
“1)Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that about narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? 2) Sir, No, Sir! 1)Are you a peter puffer? 2) Sir, No, Sir! 1) Bullshit! I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtsey to give him a reach around. I’ll be watchin you.”
“These are great days we’re living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we’re gonna miss not having anyone around that’s worth shooting.”
“God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!”
“This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.”
“Where you born a fat slimy scumbag you piece of shit or did you have to work on it ?”
Fra en anden film :
“We are now the Knights Who Say ‘Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv”
Næste film (Den der gætter den her har vundet en spadsere tur til roskilde):
“First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus’ be messin’ my old lady… got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head. You know? Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain’t gonna lay no mo’ big rap up on you man. First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s’other s’ay I wan say? Second Jive Dude: UH… First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol’ same ol’. Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB’in man. First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say… See a broad, to get that booty yak ’em. First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude: Leg ‘er down ‘n smack ’em yak ’em(smack hands together)First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.(Golly!)”
Hvis jeg vil have din mening, så giver jeg dig en.
11/09/2006 kl. 12:43 #29“I’m gonna rip out your eyeballs and piss on your dead skull, you fucked with the wrong marine!”
11/09/2006 kl. 12:43 #30#28 Hehe Full Metal Jacket fra 1987 fandeme en fed film. så den i biffen da den kom ud. har den oppe i skabet. og er ikke en af dem vennerne skal spøger om de må låne overhovedet!! der er lukket for det varme vand
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