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Seje filmcitater ?

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    Psykopat-Asiat
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    Hey!

    En kammerat og jeg dyster nogle gange i de sejeste filmcitater.

    Så lige Hellboy (dejlig tømmermands film), og fik lidt grinern over djævelmandens ord: “Second date, No tongue!” da han slås med helvedes-hunden for anden gang i filmen .

    Meeenn måske ikke det fedeste citat ever! Nogen der kan diske op med lidt film sjov ?

    I'm so smart...S-M-R-T!

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    Mit ynglings er helt klart fra Die Hard 2

    “Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker”

    Det er så own

    - When fear dies, daring is born -

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    “Remember when I said I’d kill you last?…… I lied!”

    “Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things: Jack and shit… and Jack just left town.”

    “Stand back boy! This calls for some divine intervention!”

    De dårligste men stadig sjoveste og bedste film i verden! Og så kan de quotes max:)

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    “Run away!”

    En kiks til vedkommende der kan gætte hvor det stammer fra.

    Hellere komme galt afsted, end slet ikke komme afsted.

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    Min favorit er fra Wyatt Earp…Doc Holliday er nr. 1 :

    “Dave Rutabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.”

    Hellere komme galt afsted, end slet ikke komme afsted.

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    Wesley Snipes: “Do you play the roulette?”
    Bad guy: “Occasionally”
    Wesley Snipes: “Always bet on black!”

    Objects in rear view mirror are losing

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    “If you go any faster we’re gonna travel back in time!” – The Last Boyscout

    “Damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell!” – Bedazzled

    “Good cop and bad cop left for the day…I’m a whole different kinda cop” – The Shield (godt nok en serie, men den bedste der findes :-))

    Hvis du er vild med oneliners så kan jeg anbefale ovenstående. De er fyldt med dem.

    Edit:
    Og det slog mig lige at jeg ikke har nævnt noget af Tarantino. Der kan man jo referere hele film, som værende et sejt citat.

    P=NP?

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    “The trick is, you gotta realise youre dreaming in the first place, you gotta be able to ask yourself: hey man, is this a dream?”

    Fra filmen waking life.. Men måske ikke lige den slags citat du søgte? :p

    “Vincent: Want some bacon?
    Jules: No man, I don’t eat pork.
    Vincent: Are you Jewish?
    Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
    Vincent: Why not?
    Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
    Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
    Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
    Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
    Jules: I don’t eat dog either.
    Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
    Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But, a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
    Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
    Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charmin’ motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?”

    Haha, det er godt nok lidt langt.. men er seriøst en af de fedeste samtaler nogensinde (fra pulp fiction forresten)

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    #3 Monthy Python & The Holy Grail.

    Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
    Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer…

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    Firefly – Episode 2:

    Jayne: “You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with till’ you understand who’s in rutten command here.”

    Serenity:

    Mal: “We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode.”

    Jayne: “Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight… or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there’s a woman, or if I’m gettin’ paid – mostly only when I’m gettin’ paid.”

    Mal: “It ain’t all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flyin’ is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I’m about to say.”
    River: “I do. But I like to hear you say it.”
    Mal: “Love. You can learn all the math in the ‘verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don’t love, she’ll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down… tells ya she’s hurtin’ ‘fore she keens… makes her a home.”

    Den sidste er der ikke noget sjovt ved, det er bare en fantastisk scene. Man skal nok have set den for at værdsætte den.

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    Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.
    Hail to the king, baby.

    In Accordance With The Prophecy.

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    Hehe, The Big Lebowski kan quotes for hårdt
    Elsker den film – Og den er endnu bedre om søndagen
    “That rug really tied the room together”, “Vee arr nihilists lebowskee, vee belif in nussing! -Yeah, and tomorrow vee come and vee cut off your Johnson!”, “My name’s not lebowski! I’m the dude, so that’s what you call me, that or el duderino, duderette or duder”, “Smokey, this is not ‘nam, this is bowling – there ARE rules”, “they signed the dates for our next league game – shut the fuck – when do we play?” – “I am the walrus?”

    Help me, Premature Ejaculation Man! Premature Ejaculation Man: I'm coming!

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    “If it bleeds, we can kill it”

    Og

    “I aint got time to bleed”

    Begge fra samme film, hvis i ikke kender den, skal i dø.

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    Kolben
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    Fantastisk arbejde med replikker i den film:
    “Come on! come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!”

    P=NP?

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    “My name is Bob Bookman and I hate truckers!”

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    Jeremias
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    Her er noget ultra psyko blasfemi fra Djævelens Advokat:

    (Pacino)
    “Who are you carrying all those ***** for anyway? God!? Is that it!? God..!? Well I tell ya… Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. Look but don’t touch. Touch, but don’t taste. Taste, don’t swallow. Ahaha. And while you’re jumpin’ from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He’s laughin’ His sick, fuckin’ ass off! He’s a tight-ass! He’s a SADIST! He’s an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!”

    (Reeves)
    “Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven”, is that it?

    (Pacino)
    “Why not?”

    Damn det er feee!

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