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Mig og Kim og ham den store Ole

Daily Rush Debat Off-topic Mig og Kim og ham den store Ole

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    Mero
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    Vi går på den jyske håndværkerskole
    mit navn det er sgu adam
    og du får tæsk hvis du syns min bil den er klam
    med min tommelstok bajer og en pakke smøger
    med mit håndværkergrej kan jeg vise dig løjer

    Adam ååh Adam mit navn er Adam og alle syns jeg kan mit kram

    Det kan ordnes med en negleklipper

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  • #16

    Tobacco
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    Jeg vågner op i en opgang
    der var åbenbart for lang vej hjem
    jeg tar mig til hovedet
    for jeg har grusomme tømmermænd
    min sandpapirstunge
    trænger til at blive skrabet ud
    der er bræksmag i munden
    og mine tænder er ved at falde ud

    jeg vakler ud på gaden
    hvor folk ser mærkeligt på mig
    de gemmer børnene væk
    og vender sig den anden vej
    hvor jeg er ved jeg ikke men jeg ved jeg vil drikke
    min hals den er tør gi mig sprut før jeg dør
    jeg burde gå hjemad men benene går fremad
    de har spottet en bodega så der går jeg ind og

    sir alkohol jeg vil drikke mig så fuld at jeg bliver en mongol
    alkohol
    så fuld at jeg må køres væk i en rullestol.
    alkohol.
    drikker du nok bliver helmuth kohl et idol
    alkohol
    hvis jeg fik lov ville sejle gondol i alkohol
    på bodegaen er der venner
    ja nogen jeg har drukket med før
    efter tre elefanter
    så er halsen ikke længere så tør
    jeg har stadig penge så jeg blir her nok længe
    hvor der vodka er der glæde det var
    breschniev der sagde det
    der er sprut der er bajer lad os gøre som vi plejer
    lad os drikke os dumme og så brække os i en klumme

    it aint an orgy 'till I show up

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    Krael
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    Arrrr’

    When he was young youd not find him doing well in school,
    His mind would turn unto the waters.
    Always the focus of adolescent ridicule,
    He has no time for farmers daughters.
    Alienated from the clique society,
    A lonely boy finds peace in fishing.
    His mother says john this is not the way lifes supposed to be.
    Dont you see the life that you are missing?
    And he says…
    When I grow up I want to be,
    One of the harvesters of the sea.
    I think before my days are done,
    I want to be a fisherman.

    Now years gone by we find man that rules the sea.
    He sets out on a dark may morning .
    To bring his catch back to this small community.
    He doesnt see the danger dawning.
    Four hours up, oh the ocean swelled and swelled,
    The fog rolled in it started raining.
    The starboard bow. oh my God were going down!
    The do not hear his frantic mayday.
    And he says
    When I grow up I want to be,
    One of the harvesters of the sea.
    I think before my days are done,
    I want to be a fisherman.
    Ill live and die a fisherman.
    Calling john the fisherman.

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    Philo
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    Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

    I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
    AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
    YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
    I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

    Cuz I
    JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
    yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS

    Make Them Or Take Them ¥ $ € £

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    Holger-IST-
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    Well I fell into prison about a quarter till three
    Where I found in my cell a glass waiting for me
    So I filled what was empty and I pulled up a stool
    But he stood in the corner, the old devil wouldn’t move
    He said, “You drink when you’re lonely.” No I drink when I want!
    He said, “You’ll never be sober.” Sure. Why would I want that?
    I only drink to be merry but unfortunately
    I’m in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company

    - Holger "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." - W. C. Fields

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    SlimCrack
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    Dear mama, they sentenced me to death
    Today’s my final day, I’m countin every breath
    I’m bitter cause I’m dyin, so much I haven’t seen
    I know you never dreamed, your baby would be dead at 16
    I got beef with a sick society that doesn’t give a shit
    And they too quick to say goodbye to me
    They tell me the preacher’s there for me
    He’s a crook with a book, that motherfucker never cared for me
    He’s only here to be sure
    I don’t drop a dime to God bout the crimes he’s commitin
    on the poor, and how can these people judge me?
    They ain’t my peers and in all these years, they ain’t never love me
    I never got to be a man, must be part of some big plan
    to keep a nigga in the state pen
    And to my homies out buryin motherfuckers
    Steer clear of these Aryan motherfuckers
    Cause once they got you locked up
    They got you trapped, you’re better off gettin shot up
    I’m convinced self-defense is the way
    Please, stay strapped, pack a gat every day
    I wish I woulda known while I was out there
    Now I’m straight headin for the chair

    Bye bye, I was never meant to live
    Can’t be positive, when the ghetto’s where we live
    Bye bye, I was never meant to be
    Livin like a thief, runnin through the streets
    Bye bye, and I got no place to go…
    Where you find me? 16 on Death Row

    Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

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    Philo
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    Now, this is the story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I’d like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
    When a couple of guys
    Who were up to no good
    Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.

    But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
    Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
    I don’t think sow
    I’ll see when I get there
    I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

    Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain’t trying to get arrested yet.
    I just got here!
    I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
    But I thought ‘Nah forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

    I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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    RustyBlaze
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    i’ve been peein in a bottle, cause we been grinding all night.
    i Peed on my mouse, im to tired to aim right.
    think this game will kill me “lvl 60, lvl 60” only then will it release me.

    I'm gaming 20 hours straight, who are you calling Lazy?

    #23

    brwnx
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    jeg siger hip hop
    og hip hip hop
    om sommeren går temperaturen op!

    Læs det med småt

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    TimHolst
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    He’s gonna take you back to the past
    To play the shitty games that suck ass
    He’d rather have a buffallo
    Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
    He’d rather eat the rotten asshole
    Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

    When you turn on the TV
    Make sure it’s tuned to channel three
    He’s got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
    Although I’ve never seen him write anything down
    He’s got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
    Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

    He plays the worst games of all time
    They’re horrible abominations of mankind
    They make him so mad he can spit
    Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin’-piece’a dog shit

    They rip you off and don’t care one bit
    But this nerd, he doesn’t forget it
    Why can’t a turtle swim? Why can’t I land the plane?
    They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
    The characters names are wrong. Why’s the password so long?
    Why don’t the weapons do anything?
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
    He’s the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
    He’s the Angry…
    Atari
    Amiga
    CDI
    Colecovision
    Intellivision
    Sega
    Neo Geo
    Turbo Grafix 16
    Odyssey
    Commodore
    3DO
    Nintendo Nerd
    He’s The Angry Video Game Nerd

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    TerroC
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    For hvis jeg havde en pony
    Og hvis du havde en pony
    Så ku’ vi lave væddeløb
    Det ku’ da være skæg!

    #26

    Polaris
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    Køre i en-zo.. en-zo ?

    EQ - Project 1999
    Fyyar

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