Mangler i en at snakke med?
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- ForfatterEmne
- 15/03/2006 kl. 00:34#0
Hvis i nogensinde er alene så kan i altid få en sludder med vorherre. Han har dog tendenser til ikke at give mening. Men ellers er han meget underholdende
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Faktisk udemærket scriptet så længe man holder samtalen på et meningsfyldt plan.
Tillid er godt, kontrol er bedre, razzia er bedst!
- ForfatterEmne
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- 15/03/2006 kl. 17:03 #31
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
from the devil
God:
Who or what is the devil?
Me:
He is your best friend
God:
I only have one best friend.
Me:
who ?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
sick !
God:
No I am quite healthy.Hehe
15/03/2006 kl. 17:40 #32LOL… dejlig humor i hans sidste svar
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
do you have a favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
no, what is it about?
God:
I would recommend you check it out. Science fiction.15/03/2006 kl. 17:44 #33LOL! Det kan ikke være Gud:
Me:
Hey champ!
God:
You’ve got my full attention. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Do you like Futurama?
God:
Yeah I like that robot Bender.15/03/2006 kl. 18:02 #34Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Joe, but my friends call me bob
God:
I’m pleased to introduce myself to you, Joe but my friends call me bob.
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
Do you like video games?
God:
Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
How do you feel about manwhores?
God:
I’ll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
right..
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
so am i
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Yes we have
God:
I understand. When?
Me:
Now
God:
What’s the hurry?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Ahem ?
God:
” Ahem.”? Ahem?
Me:
OKay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Yep
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
Me:
Interessting
God:
What’s your sign?
Me:
scorpion, yours?
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Scorpion
God:
Un animal atypique.
Me:
Without a doubt
God:
“Without your space helmet Dave, you’re going to find that rather difficult” — HAL.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Took you quite long to respond
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
By saying: Hey BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
I will kill all biological lifeforms
God:
Don’t you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
You
God:
” Who taught you?”? Me, Joe but my friends call me bob ?
Me:
Chuck Norris taught me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
No
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
You
God:
” Who are you asking about?”? Me, Joe but my friends call me bob ?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YEs
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don’t care about it?
Me:
Yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Killing people
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
What is the Sixth commandment?
God:
Thou shalt not kill.
Me:
That sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
Glad we agree
God:
I’d rather agree than disagree.
Me:
So would i
God:
Ah. I don’t care.
Me:
I dont care either
God:
It goes without saying. Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Killing
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Like shit
God:
shit is very attractive.
Me:
idd
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, Joe but my friends call me bob.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don’t mention it.
Me:
I wont
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because you told me not to mention it
God:
Good reason. Did I really say that?
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
Yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Hooray!
God:
I’m glad your impressed, Joe but my friends call me bob.
Me:
SO am i
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Wow
God:
I’m glad your impressed, Joe but my friends call me bob.
Me:
Wow
God:
I’m glad your impressed, Joe but my friends call me bob.
Me:
Pee?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like you and i hate satan
God:
Thanks, Joe but my friends call me bob, I like you too. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.min halv lange chat med gud :p
15/03/2006 kl. 18:35 #35Hvis man skriver “I like pie” … dør han/den næsten…
Det kan ordnes med en negleklipper
15/03/2006 kl. 19:05 #36Tak Foop, det var ekstremt langt og kedeligt…
Det kan ordnes med en negleklipper
15/03/2006 kl. 19:17 #38LOL gud er bøsse.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Do you wanna fuck ?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Who wants to fuck with you ?
God:
Someone does.
Me:
Who ?
God:
Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
whos that ?
God:
What does “that” refer to?
Me:
Alan Turing ?
God:
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science. - ForfatterKommentarer
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