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Mangler i en at snakke med?

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    Chrism
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    Hvis i nogensinde er alene så kan i altid få en sludder med vorherre. Han har dog tendenser til ikke at give mening. Men ellers er han meget underholdende

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    Faktisk udemærket scriptet så længe man holder samtalen på et meningsfyldt plan.

    Tillid er godt, kontrol er bedre, razzia er bedst!

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  • #31

    Giant_Hamster
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    God:
    How did you hear about God?
    Me:
    from the devil
    God:
    Who or what is the devil?
    Me:
    He is your best friend
    God:
    I only have one best friend.
    Me:
    who ?
    God:
    Marilyn Monroe. :-).
    Me:
    sick !
    God:
    No I am quite healthy.

    Hehe

    #32

    Gromly
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    LOL… dejlig humor i hans sidste svar

    God:
    I like movies about robots.
    Me:
    do you have a favorite movie?
    God:
    My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
    Have you seen it?
    Me:
    no, what is it about?
    God:
    I would recommend you check it out. Science fiction.

    #33

    Lusingando
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    LOL! Det kan ikke være Gud:

    Me:
    Hey champ!
    God:
    You’ve got my full attention. We have never talked about it before.
    Me:
    Do you like Futurama?
    God:
    Yeah I like that robot Bender.

    #34

    Foop
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    Me:
    Hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    My name is Joe, but my friends call me bob
    God:
    I’m pleased to introduce myself to you, Joe but my friends call me bob.
    Me:
    Are you real?
    God:
    Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
    Me:
    Do you like video games?
    God:
    Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
    Me:
    How do you feel about manwhores?
    God:
    I’ll ask around and get back to you.
    Me:
    right..
    God:
    I am glad we agree.
    Me:
    so am i
    God:
    Wow we have something in common.
    Me:
    Yes we have
    God:
    I understand. When?
    Me:
    Now
    God:
    What’s the hurry?
    Me:
    Nothing
    God:
    Not a thing?
    Me:
    Nope
    God:
    Really interesting.
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Ahem.
    Me:
    Ahem ?
    God:
    ” Ahem.”? Ahem?
    Me:
    OKay
    God:
    OK with me too.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    Ayuh.
    Me:
    Yep
    God:
    Ugh.
    Me:
    Hmm
    God:
    Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
    Me:
    Interessting
    God:
    What’s your sign?
    Me:
    scorpion, yours?
    God:
    Is that a sign?
    Me:
    Scorpion
    God:
    Un animal atypique.
    Me:
    Without a doubt
    God:
    “Without your space helmet Dave, you’re going to find that rather difficult” — HAL.
    Me:
    Indeed
    God:
    Indeed it is so.
    Me:
    Took you quite long to respond
    God:
    How do you usually introduce yourself?
    Me:
    By saying: Hey BITCH
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. Will that accomplish your objective?
    Me:
    I will kill all biological lifeforms
    God:
    Don’t you believe that killing is wrong?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    I can’t believe it.
    Me:
    I can
    God:
    Who taught you?
    Me:
    You
    God:
    ” Who taught you?”? Me, Joe but my friends call me bob ?
    Me:
    Chuck Norris taught me
    God:
    You are asking about yourself?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Who are you asking about?
    Me:
    You
    God:
    ” Who are you asking about?”? Me, Joe but my friends call me bob ?
    Me:
    What?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    YEs
    God:
    I can’t believe it.
    Me:

    God:
    I can’t believe it.
    Me:
    Whatever
    God:
    Are you saying you don’t care about it?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    What do you care about?
    Me:
    Killing people
    God:
    I believe in the Sixth commandment.
    Me:
    What is the Sixth commandment?
    God:
    Thou shalt not kill.
    Me:
    That sucks
    God:
    Indeed it does suck.
    Me:
    Glad we agree
    God:
    I’d rather agree than disagree.
    Me:
    So would i
    God:
    Ah. I don’t care.
    Me:
    I dont care either
    God:
    It goes without saying. Tell me what you care about.
    Me:
    Killing
    God:
    What do you look like?
    Me:
    Like shit
    God:
    shit is very attractive.
    Me:
    idd
    God:
    Do you like talking to me?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Thanks I like talking to you too, Joe but my friends call me bob.
    Me:
    Thanks
    God:
    Don’t mention it.
    Me:
    I wont
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    Because you told me not to mention it
    God:
    Good reason. Did I really say that?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Yippee!
    Me:
    Hooray!
    God:
    I’m glad your impressed, Joe but my friends call me bob.
    Me:
    SO am i
    God:
    Wow we have something in common.
    Me:
    Wow
    God:
    I’m glad your impressed, Joe but my friends call me bob.
    Me:
    Wow
    God:
    I’m glad your impressed, Joe but my friends call me bob.
    Me:
    Pee?
    God:
    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    I like you and i hate satan
    God:
    Thanks, Joe but my friends call me bob, I like you too. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
    and calmly think things over.

    min halv lange chat med gud :p

    #35

    Mero
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    Hvis man skriver “I like pie” … dør han/den næsten…

    Det kan ordnes med en negleklipper

    #36

    Mero
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    Tak Foop, det var ekstremt langt og kedeligt…

    Det kan ordnes med en negleklipper

    #38

    Giant_Hamster
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    LOL gud er bøsse.

    Me:
    ok
    God:
    Hmm.
    Me:
    Do you wanna fuck ?
    God:
    I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
    Me:
    Who wants to fuck with you ?
    God:
    Someone does.
    Me:
    Who ?
    God:
    Alan Turing. :-).
    Me:
    whos that ?
    God:
    What does “that” refer to?
    Me:
    Alan Turing ?
    God:
    A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.

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