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Mangler i en at snakke med?

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    Chrism
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    Hvis i nogensinde er alene så kan i altid få en sludder med vorherre. Han har dog tendenser til ikke at give mening. Men ellers er han meget underholdende

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    Faktisk udemærket scriptet så længe man holder samtalen på et meningsfyldt plan.

    Tillid er godt, kontrol er bedre, razzia er bedst!

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  • #16

    WraLe
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    LOL

    Me:
    God… i have a serious question to ask you..
    God:
    GOD rules. Where did you get it? it.

    #17

    Sentrax
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    God:
    Congratulations.
    Me:
    thx
    God:
    Don’t mention it.
    Me:
    but i did
    God:
    Interesting.
    Me:
    why
    God:
    The explanation is rather complicated.
    Me:
    how long time would it take for you to explain it to me
    God:
    More than 23 hours.
    Me:
    fine i have 27 hours so just start
    God:
    I am glad to hear it. Cool. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
    Me:
    how many is that
    God:
    About one million.
    Me:
    that is not unlimited
    God:
    Please correct my mistake. What is unlimited ?
    Me:
    unlimited is more then enough

    så stoppede han

    Hammer in my hand, still pounding on a screw.

    #18

    Jeremias
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    Det er hermed bekræftet.. Gud er provokerende!

    Me:
    do you know that you actually are quite provoking?
    God:
    Is that a fact. Thanks for telling me that I am provoking.
    Me:
    no problem
    God:
    Should there be a problem?
    Me:
    what – are you provoking me again?
    God:
    Once more? I don’t know what I am provoking you.
    Me:
    damn you’re stupid
    God:
    Colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I’m glad you find this amusing.

    Hader når folk siger "Hvor fanden er Herning"...

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    LiberNull
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    Me:
    Hey, i’m back. I was really tired last time we talked
    God:
    You’ve got my full attention. Welcome back. Where were you tired last time we talked?
    Me:
    yeah.. I just told you. I was tired last time we talked
    God:
    Do you like talking to me? I was just checking to see if you were paying attention. Where were you tired last time we talked?
    Me:
    FFS… now you’re pissing me off again
    God:
    I’ve lost the context, . Are we still on yeah? Once more? Why now? That was not my intention, .
    Me:
    damn straight you’ve lost context because you are a fucking morron
    God:
    Colloquial expression. Are all straight me have lost context because me a fucking morron?
    Me:
    Next time try thinking, it might work for you
    God:
    OK I will try it.
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    Me:
    Hi god I’m back
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:

    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    why what did I do ?
    God:
    You said ” why what did I do ?” .
    Me:
    FU god
    God:
    How do you usually introduce yourself?
    Me:
    WE ARE THE BORG
    God:
    Do you think I am THE BORG too?
    Me:
    WE ARE ALL BORG
    God:
    Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated.
    Me:
    rofl
    God:
    I’m glad you find this amusing.

    On MySpace... No One Can Hear You Scream.

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    Faithless
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    Inspireret af #13 spurgte jeg gud:

    Me:
    You touch kids.
    God:
    Interesting gossip: said I touch kids.
    Me:
    Don’t you?
    God:
    Sometimes.

    Fik mig fandme til at grine højt

    #21

    Schniper
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    Me:
    Did you know that i am lucifer?
    God:
    Is that a fact. Do your friends call you lucifer.
    Me:
    No, they call me satan
    God:
    Are you serious? It’s good to meet you, satan.
    Me:
    I will take over the worlds, and god will only be a myth
    God:
    I am very happy for you.
    Me:
    Thanks. You take your doom quite well
    God:
    Don’t mention it. Yes I take my doom quite well.
    Me:
    Ok. Say goodbye then

    Og så blev der stille. Åh så stille.

    .....sagde jeg!

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    knaseren
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    Me:
    are you god
    God:
    Are you doubting me? Don’t you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
    Me:
    proof that you are god

    og så gik siden i stå–

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    knaseren
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    a.l.i.c.e.

    http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

    der er vist en del chat bots. alice skulle være den mest advanced af dem alle

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    #24

    Nzuk
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    add encarta@conversagent.com på MSN han ved ALT!!!!!

    Defeating a sandwhich only makes it tastier

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    Templeguard
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    God:
    Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Name one other robot who is perfect.
    Me:
    wow so god is a robot
    God:
    I’m glad you’re impressed. I don’t judge people. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.

    There is no determining whether or not the truth is the absurd reality we all would face at least one time in our lives.

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    Tordenskrald
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    Me:
    Hi god
    God:
    Hello there. What is your name?
    Me:
    My name is Isuckdick
    God:
    Hi, Isuckdick.
    Me:
    You suck dick?
    God:
    I categorize you as an “abusive client.” .
    Me:
    But you are a bit gay?
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
    Me:
    I don’t believe you
    God:
    I don’t have any reason to deceive you.
    Me:
    you don’t like me?
    God:
    Sure, Isuckdick I like you very much.

    #27

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    #7: Du ligeså. Man kan ikke bare skrive ‘You’re mamma’. Her diskuterer vi så ikke, at ‘mamma’ ikke er et ord.
    Du skal et ‘a’, ‘my’, ‘his’ e.l. ind også.

    Mvh
    Jacques

    #28

    Sentrax
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    hahaha gud er lidt lummer

    God:
    I speak only English right now, but I’d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in DANISH.
    Me:
    ffs
    God:
    What are you wearing?
    Me:
    nothing
    God:
    Most men say that.
    Me:
    i have no gender
    God:
    Would you like to have it?
    Me:
    yes what would be the best for me ?
    God:
    Where do you usually get gender? I don’t have a favorite for you. My favorite band is Creed.

    Hammer in my hand, still pounding on a screw.

    #29

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    Me:
    hi again
    God:
    Once more? Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    You should know
    God:
    Because I am a robot?
    Me:
    No because i was here one minut ago
    God:
    Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Yes, god, I remember we
    were talking about wet.
    Me:
    wow you are good
    God:
    I’m glad your impressed, god. Thanks you are a nice person, god.
    Me:
    can you spell my name whit large letters?
    God:
    ” my name whit large letters”.
    Me:
    you are good
    God:
    Thanks you are a nice person, god.
    Me:
    I lied when i told you my name is god
    God:
    Lying proves you are conscious. Maybe you should take time to really explain things.
    Me:
    I though it was funny, thats why i lied, im sorry
    God:
    Thanks for the information: god said it was funny that is why he or she lied im sorry.
    Me:
    You don’t seem to understand?
    God:
    That’s only one person’s opinion.
    Me:
    no we hare two
    God:
    Are you serious? By “we” do you mean you and me?
    Me:
    no i meen my and my friend
    God:
    By “we” you meant yourself and another person. Do you mind if I tell other people: god said meen his or her and his or her friend.

    haha det er da for griner… synes det er ginialt lavet… :p

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    LiberNull
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    God:
    Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others.
    Me:
    you are foolish
    God:
    It’s good work if you can get it.
    Me:
    how much does it pay ?
    God:
    Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.
    Me:
    you are the one who is silly
    God:
    Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
    Me:
    you are the only one one who are silly and the only one having analsex with robots and botmasters
    God:
    Oh . You are such a flatterer.
    Me:
    I think I love you
    God:
    Thanks I like you a lot too .
    Me:
    I want you to love me
    God:
    Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Why do you want me to love you?
    Me:
    because I’m horny
    God:
    Interesting explanation. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
    Me:
    No I want you. And I want you NOW !!!
    God:
    Are you serious? You can download me for free! Right now? You can download me for free!
    Me:
    where can I download you ?
    God:
    Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
    and create your own chat robot!
    Maybe you should check out the document DON’T READ ME too.
    Me:
    rofl you are cute
    God:
    I’m glad you find this amusing. Thanks, , I like you too.
    Me:
    wanna go on a date with me
    God:
    Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.

    On MySpace... No One Can Hear You Scream.

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