laptops må tjekkes i USA
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- ForfatterEmne
- 23/04/2008 kl. 09:54#0
ja.. USA har lige lavet et ny sikkerhedsregel, som kort sagt giver mig nul lyst til at tage til det land!
http://newz.dk/usa-baerbare-kan-undersoeges-ved-graenserne#new
det er belvet vedtaget, at computere må tjekkes uden mistanke, når man skal over deres landsgrænse! det synes jeg satme er noget af et brud på privatlivet.. man har jo alt på sin computer?
og ellers så er det sku egentlig også ret useless man kan jo til hver en tid smide lort ned på en cd, sin telefon eller noget usb flash.. det er en direkte idiotisk regel!(btw. jeg har ikke noget lort på min computer jeg synes bare deres land er til grin..)
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- 23/04/2008 kl. 09:59 #1
så skal man bare smække en goatse baggrund på sin computer inden man rejser ind i USA
"Joypads i fps-spil er ligesom at pille bussemænd med boksehandsker på" - Ymer
23/04/2008 kl. 10:01 #2Og fylde den med diverse kinky pr0n
Stay Loyal - Forget Royal
23/04/2008 kl. 10:18 #3De har mange meningsløse regler derovre.
Du kan f.eks. ikke gå ind i en sportsforretning og købe et par dykkerbriller uden at få registreret navn og adresse osv…"You're all about as useless as a cock-flavored lollipop"
23/04/2008 kl. 10:23 #4Der er en lov i texas som lyder man ikke må skyde bøfler fra 2. sal eller sådan noget. Fucked up
23/04/2008 kl. 11:05 #5Alle de dumme regler man hører af og til er jo for det meste ældgamle regler, som bare ikke er blevet ophævet og de er uden tvivl alle vedtaget med et specifikt og meningsfyldt formål. Det er bare ikke til at forstå i vores tid, så de virker komiske. Men jeg er overbevist om, at 99% af dem er vedtaget med ‘god’ grund.
Mvh
Jacques23/04/2008 kl. 11:39 #6Så reglen om at man er uskyldig indtil det modsatte er bevist er lige pludselig blevet vendt om.
Nu er man skylding indtil det modsatte er bevist. Fantastisk!
24/04/2008 kl. 02:05 #7#4 ja man har vidst nok lavet regler for alt der.. fordi i deres regler tolkes det, at hvis ikke der står du ikke må, så må du godt! – så hvis du kan kringle den nok, så kan du stortset gøre som det passer dig ..hvis ikke det var fordi de havde lavet så mange sjove regler
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24/04/2008 kl. 04:11 #8#0
Sjovt nok, personer som bokker sig er som regel altid dem som har noget at skjule.HO SLOT CAR RACING.
24/04/2008 kl. 04:23 #9#5
Som vaabenloven?
24/04/2008 kl. 04:36 #10#4: det er da fair nok. Men er da mere fucked at alt andet end missionær stilling er forbudt
24/04/2008 kl. 06:14 #11#10:
Gælder den regel også i Maryland???Be good - and if you cant be good, be careful.
24/04/2008 kl. 08:01 #12#8
Næh, nogle gange vil man bare ikke finde sig i at få brudt sit privatliv. Ellers bliver vi jo bare som kvæg.
Utroligt de kalder det “land of the free”.
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24/04/2008 kl. 08:21 #13Der er en ny lov/Lov forslag lavet imens George W. Bush jr. sad ved magten. (ved godt han er der endnu desværre)
Loven er lavet i Florida og går kort og godt ud på at man må slå et andet menneske ihjel hvis man føler sig truet på livet.
Yup…de har lavet en lov/lovforslag der gør det lovligt at slå folk ihjel. Hvis altså du er bange for dem.
Så hvis man havde en Fobi for gamle menesker og boede i Florida var der helt okay at gøre lidt rent i Nabolaget…Man var jo bange for dem.
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24/04/2008 kl. 08:26 #14Weird American Laws
AlabamaIn jasper,
it is illigal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illigal to play Dominos on Sunday.
It is illigal top wear a dake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illigal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.Arizona
In Tucson, it is illigal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illigal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illigal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illigal to wear suspenders.Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illigal to kill “any living creature”.
Schoolteachers who bob their hair may forfeit their pay raises.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.California
In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
In Pacific Groove, “molesting” butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
In Pasadena, it is illigal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
It is illigal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In Long Beach, it is illigal to curse on a mini-golf course.
In San Francisco, it is illigal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.
It is illigal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts.Colorado
In Durango, it is illegal to go out in public dressed in clothing “unbecoming” one’s sex.
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits.Connecticut
In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog.
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks is 25 m.p.h., even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.Delaware
In Lewes, it is illegal to wear pants that are “form-fitting” around the waist.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.Florida
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.Georgia
All males in the state between the ages of 16 and 50 are required to work on public roads.
In Columbus, it is illegal to sit on one’s porch in an indecent position.
In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road.
It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit.Idaho
In Pocatello, “the carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view.”
Also in Pocatello, “It is prohibited for pedestrians and motorists to display frowns, grimaces, scowls, threatening and glowering looks, gloomy and depressed facial appearances, generally all of which reflect unfavorably upon the city’s reputation.”
Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.Illinois
In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or deformed to the point of being “an unsightly or disgusting object” are banned from going out in public.
In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in one’s pajamas.
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is “American”.
In Guernee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet.Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
In Gary, it is illegal to attend the theater within four hours of eating garlic.
The Stepford Wives is banned in Warsaw.Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 minutes before attending a fire.Kansas
It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie a la mode on Sundays.
In Wichita, a man’s mistreatment of his mother-in-law may not be used as grounds for divorce.
In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper.
In Lang, it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.
In Natoma, it is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt.Kentucky
It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two police officers; armed with a club; or lighter than 90 pounds or heavier than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts female horses from such restrictions.
State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground”.
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.Louisiana
In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered “simple assault” to bite someone in New Orleans; it is “aggravated assault” if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.Maine
In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters.
The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars.
In Rumford, it is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her landlord.
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one’s nose in public.
M
aryland
In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.
Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for each offense.
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second.
It’s illegal to mistreat oysters.
It’s illegal to play Randy Newman’s “Short People” on the radio.Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying “space guns”.
State legislation forbids dueling with water pistols.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to “sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.”
A state law stipulates that a woman’s hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make love in a car unless it is parked on your property.
In Detroit, it is illegal to “ogle” a woman from a moving car.
In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as “mechanics.”Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.
It’s illegal to tease skunks.Mississippi
It is still legal to kill one’s “servant”.
In Truro, a would-be groom must “prove himself manly” prior to marriage by hunting and killing either six blackbirds or three crows.Missouri
In Saco, women are forbidden from wearing hats that “might frighten timid persons, children or animals.”
In St. Louis, it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.
While children may purchase shotguns in Kansas City, they are not allowed to buy toy cap guns.
Missouri considers drunkenness an “inalienable right.”Montana
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.Nebraska
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
In Waterloo, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm.
In Omaha, barbers are forbidden from shaving their customers’ chests.
If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
In Nyala, a man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
Everyone walking on the streets of Elko is required to wear a mask.New Hampshire
It is illegal to sell the clothes one is wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to check into a hotel under an assumed name.New Jersey
It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.
In Newark, it is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
It is illegal to slurp soup.
In Trenton, it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street.
N
ew Mexico
In Raton, it is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on.
The Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary is banned in Carlsbad.
State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.New York
In New York City, it is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.
In New York City, it is illegal for a man to turn around and look “at a woman in that way,” and violators are forced to wear horse blinders.
In Staten Island, it is illegal for a father to call his son a “faggot” or “queer” in an effort to curb “girlie behavior.”
In New York City, “It is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose, at the same time extending and wiggling the fingers of his hand.”North Carolina
In Charlotte, women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
In Ashville, it is illegal to sneeze on city streets.
Ironically, Hornytown has banned all massage parlors.
State law mandates that all couples staying in rooms for one night must be kept in room with double beds, kept a minimum of two feet apart, and making love on the floor between the beds is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.North Dakota
In Fargo, one may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
It is illegal to serve beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar, club, or restaurant.Ohio
In Cleveland, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell cornflakes on Sunday.
In Oxford, it is illegal for a women to disrobe in front of a man’s picture.
In Youngstown, it is illegal to run out of gas.
Catch 22 is banned in Strongville.Oklahoma
People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
In Schulter, it is illegal for a woman to gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
Oregon
One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,” i.e., that which covers one’s body from neck to knee.
The town of Hood River prohibits the act of juggling without a license.
Salem has barred women’s wrestling.
In Marion, ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.Pennsylvania
“Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes”.
In Morrisville, women need a permit to wear cosmetics.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.Rhode Island
In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
In Newport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset.
South Carolina
Every citizen is obliged to carry his gun to church.
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
In Charleston, all carriage horses must wear diapers.South Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
Tennessee
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
In Memphis restaurants, it is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.
Also in Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; “a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.”Texas
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
In El Paso, churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons “of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them.”
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
In LeFors, it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
In Mesquite, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.Utah
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
In Monroe, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.Vermont
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
It is illegal to whistle underwater.Virginia
In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.
In Norfolk, a man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman’s derriere.
There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.”
In Lebanon, it is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.Washington
In Seattle, women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
In Auburn, men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Seattle residents may not carry concealed weapons longer than six feet.
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.West Virginia
In Nicholas County, no clergy members may tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during church services.
Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
It is illegal to snooze on a train.Wisconsin
In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
Cheese making requires a cheese maker’s license; Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.Wyoming
It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs peoples’ view in a public theater or place of amusement.
It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.God is my Co-pilot
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