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It’s your HAMSTER, Richard!

Daily Rush Debat Off-topic It’s your HAMSTER, Richard!

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    Celerun
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    En kunde i flyselskabet Virgin Airlines har kreeret nok det mest velskrevede humoristiske klagebrev jeg nogensinde har læst

    »I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

    Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil«

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    Which one is the starter? which one is the desert?

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    rancid
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    Det er hysterisk underholdende læsning det der

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    Steadi
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    Lol. Det er godt nok lang tid siden jeg har læst noget så underholdende.

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    Kan ikke komme ind på selve klagebrevet

    „Livet handler jo om at leve i nutiden glæde sig til fremtiden og lære af fortiden....“

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    Anonym 11.724 indlæg
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    Super godt skrevet!

    men verdens bedste ligefrem er måske lige at overdrive en smule

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    det her:

    Richard…. What is that white stuff? It looked like it was going to be yoghurt. It finally dawned on me what it was after staring at it. It was a mixture between the Baaji custard and the Mustard sauce. It reminded me of my first week at university. I had overheard that you could make a drink by mixing vodka and refreshers. I lied to my new friends and told them I’d done it loads of times. When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese. That cheese looked a lot like your baaji-mustard.

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    Siper sjovt Hvis alle klagerbreve var humoristike kunne det være der blev lagt lidt mere mærke til problemerne bag klagerne.

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    Giga-sweet

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    hm for langt til at jeg gider at læse det… synes ikke det jeg læste af brevet var synderligt morsomt

    - fordi jeg siger det...

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