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Is Your Child A Goth?

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    Is Your Child a Goth?

    Was Salem Correct?

    Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
    astray from the Lord.

    Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
    darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
    prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan’s temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

    -Frequently wears black clothing.
    -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
    -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
    -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
    -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
    -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
    claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
    discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
    -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
    prayer, church or sports.
    -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
    witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
    -Takes drugs.
    -Drinks alcohol.
    -Is suicidal and/or depressed.
    -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
    Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
    Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
    center.)
    -Complains of boredom.
    -Sleeps too excessively or too little.
    -Is excessively awake during the night.
    -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
    -Spends large amounts of time alone.
    -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
    evil sprits through meditation.)
    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
    -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
    few examples of this.
    -Misbehaves at school.
    -Misbehaves at home.
    -Eats excessively or too little
    -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
    -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
    this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
    stopped immediately.)
    -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
    sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
    watch.)
    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
    -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
    -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
    -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
    -Expresses an interest in sex.
    -Masturbates.
    -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
    -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
    Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
    -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
    “I’m so gothic, I’m dead”, “woe is me”, “I’m a goth”.
    -Claims to be a goth.

    If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
    The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
    problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

    I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace.

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  • #17

    HolgerDK
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    Jeg har været kæreste med en iøvrigt utrolig dejlig pige (for satan hendes smil kunne få mig til smelte), der desværre var jehovas vidne…

    De er altså også fucked up på en meget seriøst og organiseret måde. F.eks mener de at kun (ca.) 140.000 kan komme i himlen når den dag kommer. Alligevel er de flere millioner på verdensplan… – hvem af dem bestemmer så hvem der skal med

    Det kunne jeg desværre aldrig få et svar på

    Men damn, det var et dejligt pigebarn de havde frembragt i den familie. Hun var bare ikke lige med på at opgive den og JV for at være sammen med mig

    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke.

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    Kom lige igen og sige at den side ikke er fake:

    8. To ensure that the child is aware of their misdeed, and they never forget it, it is often best to smack the child across the bottom with the Bible as you speak out their misdeed. Each word would be one healthy whack across their naked hind quarters. For example: “YOU” [WHACK!] “DIDN’T” [WHACK!] “EAT” [WHACK] “YOUR” [WHACK] “BRUSSEL” [WHACK] “SPROUTS” [WHACK!] “YOU” [WHACK!] “LITTLE” [WHACK!] “DEMON!” [WACK!] and finishing off with a lighter whack, “did” [whack!] “you?” [whack!]

    – Jeg griner stadig!! Det er fandme sjovt!

    Og banneren forneden – “Support Intelligunt Desine”! ROFL!
    For ikke at nævne billedet i venstre side – “Bible Study with Brother Harry” med et billede af verdensrekord-indehaveren i dobbelthager…

    Det er jo så overdrevet det her, at det næsten kun kan være fake!

    If you kill me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize!

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    Det skal lige siges at http://www.landoverbaptist.net/ er en humor site som gør nar af extremt kristne amerikanere

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

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    HQX
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    oh, thanks for the update

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    Daszoeb_SUN
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    #19 tak for updaten!

    troede faktisk den var real nok

    I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace.

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    the688
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    Dårligt formuleret af mig. Dette er “brygget videre på” af LB, men det er stykket sammen af reelle lister af denne type som (naturligvis uden de komplet indlysende fjollede punkter) har cirkuleret i årevis. Man behøver bare kigge på sider som “God Hates Fags” og “Christians Guide To Small Arms” osv for at få skræmmende eksempler på hvad den slags mennesker har som dagsordner…

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    Jup jup, dejligt side med humor!

    Men den bedste er nu:

    -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
    Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
    Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
    center.)

    Var der sagde noget om “gode” gamle kristne ritualer?
    Som stadig er brugt helt op i nutiden!

    ..o0o.. You *frumble* and make Orz *dance* with *silly* *campers* ..o0o..

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    Snip3r
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    Den side er fandme grinern.

    Fandt lige den her tråd.

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    Ralle-Janis
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    #24 ROFL! hahahaha, fuck det er sjovt

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    Shaitan
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    De er sindsyge de folk.. Hvis man tror paa gud saa siger mand ikke at gud ikke forstaar finsk.. lol.. !

    oO <- Muhamad 4tw!

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    hvem er den idiot der har skrevet det??
    jeg er goth, og jeg hverken drikker eller tager stoffer.
    meget af det lort er for satanister, og det er min kæreste og jeg, vi skær sq ikk i os selv, brug hovedet menneske, int sig for sex og leger med sin selv, drikker og tager stoffer, hold da kæft næsten hele jorden er goth. kig op og se lyset, teens drikker voksne drikker. narkomaner tager stoffer. IDIOT

    Lillith Lusi Dragon

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    Sven_Bent
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    fra samme forum:

    The doctrine of evilution cannot explain…

    #1) Why heavy fish, like whales, don’t just sink to the bottom of the ocean

    #2) Why most trees are so much taller than necessary

    #3) How non-biological animals, like crocodiles and ostriches, came into existence

    #4) Why sharks haven’t grown legs, moved onto land and taken over the world

    #5) The existence of invisible species that remain undiscovered

    Sven Bent - Dr. Diagnostic
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    hey idet mindste har de da klar lagte regler for brugen af et forum.:

    You have no rights. You only have privileges.

    You don’t have to like it.
    You don’t have to agree with it.
    You don’t have to think it’s fair.
    You don’t have to understand why it was done.
    You don’t have the right to an explanation.

    You may feel whatever you choose.
    You may even attempt to seek an explanation.
    But you are not entitled to one.

    You are entitled to nothing.
    You are doomed to Hell and you had better get to repenting.

    hehe så er det da klarlagt.

    Sven Bent - Dr. Diagnostic
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    Goth Girt 19 – jeg tror lige du fik gjort pænt dårligt reklame for goths med det indlæg. Kan du selv forstå hvad der står?

    “vi skær sq ikk i os selv, brug hovedet menneske, int sig for sex og leger med sin selv, drikker og tager stoffer”

    Det der giver ikke skyggen af mening.

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    Kan man drikke stoffer? trode kun man kunne spise, ryge og tage stoffer…

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