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Is Your Child A Goth?

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    Is Your Child a Goth?

    Was Salem Correct?

    Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
    astray from the Lord.

    Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
    darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
    prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan’s temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

    -Frequently wears black clothing.
    -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
    -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
    -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
    -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
    -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
    claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
    discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
    -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
    prayer, church or sports.
    -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
    witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
    -Takes drugs.
    -Drinks alcohol.
    -Is suicidal and/or depressed.
    -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
    Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
    Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
    center.)
    -Complains of boredom.
    -Sleeps too excessively or too little.
    -Is excessively awake during the night.
    -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
    -Spends large amounts of time alone.
    -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
    evil sprits through meditation.)
    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
    -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
    few examples of this.
    -Misbehaves at school.
    -Misbehaves at home.
    -Eats excessively or too little
    -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
    -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
    this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
    stopped immediately.)
    -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
    sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
    watch.)
    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
    -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
    -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
    -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
    -Expresses an interest in sex.
    -Masturbates.
    -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
    -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
    Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
    -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
    “I’m so gothic, I’m dead”, “woe is me”, “I’m a goth”.
    -Claims to be a goth.

    If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
    The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
    problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

    I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace.

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    -SANTA-Julemanden
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    Nå…. Så kan man vel også tilføjje satanist til ens CV

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    For fanden, jeg er sgu Goth. Helt vildt, endda.
    Den fik mig især her;
    -Expresses an interest in sex.
    -Masturbates.
    -Drinks alcohol.
    -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
    -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
    -Complains of boredom.
    -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

    Jeg tror rent faktisk Danmark er goth.

    flibble flibble flibble.

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    Jeg har ondt af de stakler som lever deres liv efter den post.

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    #2 OMG – I GOT THAT – IM SICK TOO!!

    SOMEONE CURE ME, IM GOTH!!!

    Det kan ordnes med en negleklipper

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    Hvor har du fået fat i det fra Dazoeb?

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    herfra

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

    My 13 y/o daughter Sally Sue asked me, just the other day, if she could get her belly button pierced. I also caught her wearing mascara, BLACK mascara. Lately, she has been concerned about what she eats, saying that she wants to eat “healthy” so she looks nice. What does she need to look nice for?

    She has been spending excessive amounts of time alone in her room talking on the phone, and refuses to let me listen in on these calls or tell me what they are about. When I go rummaging through her dressers, closets, bookbags, purses, pockets, and show up at her school to look through her locker, she complains that I am invading her privacy!

    Is it too late for my little Sally Sue? Has she turned Goth?

    I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace.

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    Sally Sue….klassenavn
    Så har forældrene sq også udfordret skæbnen….

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    Hvem siger at kun Muslimer kan være ekstreme .. omg de er syge i potten de mennesker …

    “I also have looked at the links and find them to be indicative of homerism (notice the partially pink background of the second link’s homepage). Please understand that your brother-in-law, spiralling towards Hell as an atheist, is tempted to “experiment” and “try new things” sexually. These include red and white swirly anal stimulators, gayish stockings, and other…well…shall say, deplorable things that accompany the atheist pedophile’s march towards hedonism and hell.

    If, after rebuking him with the Bible, you still find him impenitent, warn him that he better get all his “experimentation” done now before Jesus kills Him because his time is short. Then commend his soul to the devil and leave his presence immediately, or if he is on your turf and you have witnesses of his depraved acts, put that shotgun to use (See Deut 17:6-7; Lev 20:13). “

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    kan ikke lade være med at spekulere på om det mno skulle være fake, prøv at læse denne artikel:

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0303/spanking.html

    uddrag:
    9. Rebuke the child in the sweet name of Jesus, toss them aside like a used Kleenex and let them roll to the floor to contemplate their sinful nature.

    Growing old is mandatory, groving up is optional.

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    Friik
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    Jeg ved ikke helt, tror den kan tippe til begge sider. De kan være sygeligt fanatiske med kristendommen, især derovre i USA. Texas, hvis man skulle gætte på Sally Sue. (..irk)

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    HQX
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    Hvis det ER fake er det saitme stort, MEGET stort …

    Jeg mener, nogen af de der mennesker har over 4k posts .. det er fandme lang tid at kører et “hoax”

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    Haha, det må helt sikkert være fake.. Buy a “What would Jesus do” thong :D, eller “Love me or burn” eller sådan noget lignende.. jeg er ret overbevist om at det er en joke

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    Hvis ikke der var nogen sandsynlighed for, at den ikke var fake, ville den vel ikke tjene sit formål.

    Nu vi er ved det, kan jeg vel lige bidrage med en lille anekdote herhjemmefra.
    Jeg besluttede mig for nogen tid siden at tilbagelevere min dåbsattest, da jeg efter efterhånden adskillige overvejelser ikke så nogen decideret grund til at skulle betale for at beholde den, så jeg drog på en kortere færd til det lokale kirkekontor, hvor jeg, efter at have udfyldt de udfyldningskrævende formularer, blev tilbudt en samtale med den lokale præst, så jeg ikke var i tvivl om, hvad jeg gik ind til. Jeg er ikke typen, der siger nej til en gratis service, så uvidende satte jeg mig ind i det tilstødende lokale, der umiddelbart forekom mig ganske tillokkende med bløde stole, slikskål og deslige. Der ventede mig imidlertid ikke den ventede introduktion til hedningelivets strabadser med rådhusbryllup, og hvad man ellers måtte forvente, men i stedet en ordentlig verbal overhaling fra denne kvinde, der angiveligt repræsenterer det kristne Danmark. Efter at have konkluderet, at jeg tydeligvis intet vidste om kristendommen efter en længere debat, hvor jeg angiveligt har anvendt referencer, der af hende ikke kunne opfattes som andet end det pureste løgn (til trods for at de alle senere hen skulle vise sig at være ganske okay, da jeg konfronterede Internettet og andre kristne med præcis samme udsagn), syntes det nødvendigt, at hun gennem mig skulle give mine forældre en større tilsvining for ikke at have holdt deres løfte ved min dåb, idet de angiveligt ikke havde opdraget mig i den kristne tro. Derpå følte hun sig tvunget til at konkludere, at man burde gennemgå en test, en skriftlig prøve, for at melde sig ud af folkekirken. Personligt fandt jeg naturligvis dette en kende absurd og foreslog hende i stedet, at man burde gennemgå en test for at blive meldt ind; en idé hun slog væk med omtrent lige så meningsforladte argumenter som anvendtes resten af samtalen.

    Min pointe er nu; er det ikke en smule tragisk, at selv landets præster erkender (selvom nogle af dem tydeligvis er for tåbelige til at vide, at de gør det), at kristendommen bør indoktrineres vor descendenter? Det synes jeg, om ikke andet.

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    Religion. Så underholdende, og alligevel så komplet nytteløst.

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    the688
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    Der er iøvrigt ikke fake – Landover Baptists har før stået bag komplet vanvittige udmeldinger.

    I kan næppe forestille sig hvor mange syge kristne grupperinger der findes derude. Der er omkring 30.000 forskellige kristne grupper i verden, og *mange* af dem er mere defekte end man lige kan forestille mig.

    Forhåbentlig kommer der snart en dag hvor vi tilbyder afvænning og terapi til folk der er religiøse, ligesom vi gør med folk der har andre tvangstanker, eller er afhængige af ting der skader dem.

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