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    mifan
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    Ørj, jeg stumplede lige “18 Funniest Mitch Hedberg Quotes”.

    For satan det er sjovt!

    I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.

    http://www.thelaughtrack.com/2009/03/18-funniest-mitch-hedberg-quotes.html

    Andre der har noget lignende?

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    Moonie
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    ahhh, ved nu ikke helt hvor humor det lige var

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    mifan
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    #1 Hehe, måske det bare er mig så!

    Men det var nu også ligeså meget for at høre, om andre lige havde sider med den slags “stand-up”-citater?

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    SkaFt
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    Pinligt..

    Hvad bliver det næste?

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    Qazzax
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    Hvad kalder man er skuespiller med anden etnisk baggrund?

    -En filmperle

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    roadrunnah
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    fodbold spillere fucker altid op i det

    Ronaldo
    We lost because we didn’t win

    Gary Lineker
    There’s no in between – you’re either good or bad. We were in between

    Vinny Jones
    Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win

    Graeme Souness
    Sometimes you have to show the world what is between your legs.

    DAMN YOU Clicker Heroes!

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    Seph
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    hahaha, #6 er fucking gylden

    I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.”

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    Qazzax
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    #5 Det bekræfter min teori:

    Enten er du god i skolen, ellers spiller du fodbold.

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    Ralle-Janis
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    #0 det var dælme da ikke særligt hyl brorman!

    Næh, skal det være væskende-sår-på-lårene-grineren, fordi man bare ikke kan holde op med at slå sig selv på dem, så skal du have fat på Terry Pratchett.

    F.eks.:

    Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street- cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.

    //

    “I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”
    Death thought about it.
    “Cats,” he said eventually. “Cats are nice.”

    //

    “Why don’t we just invite them to dinner and massacare them when they’re drunk?”
    “You heard the man, there’s 7000 of them”
    “Ah…so it would have to be something simple with pasta then?”

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    #8 Bror? For satan, der er vist noget mor ikke har fortalt.

    Men tak ellers… det var satme sjovt.

    De fleste stand-up’ere er selvfølgelig svære på tekst og skal ses live, men indimellem synes jeg der er guldkorn.

    Anyway… jeg griner stadig af #0!

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