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Citater

Daily Rush Debat Off-topic Citater

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    John_Dope
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    Jep, så enkelt er det. Skriv jeres yndlings citat, som I enten lever efter, synes er sjovt, dumt, klogt, eller blot på anden måde har sat sit aftryk i jeres liv.

    Ingen kommentar om hinandens citater, denne tråd er kun til, at se hvad andre finder interessant

    Kan hurtigt starte med 3:
    “Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics – Even if you win, your’re still retarded.”

    Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.
    — Albert Einstein

    “Demokrati er tre ulve og et får, der stemmer om hvad de skal have til frokost”

    I'm more cool than you

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    bet
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    “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity” – Unknown

    “You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else” – Winston Churchill

    “If you do nothing unexpected, nothing unexpected happens” Fay Weldon

    “Enjoy all the little things in life… for one day you’ll realize they were the big things” – Unknown

    “I disagree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it” – Voltaire.

    Mein Vater war ein sehr berühmter Spürhund... in Düsseldorf!

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    Stagum
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    “Rehab is for Quitters”

    Citat ukendt

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    r4nger
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    “God was my copilot, but we crashed into a mountain and i had to eat him”

    “A sixpack is something you drink”

    Og min signatur

    GÅ VÆK GØGLER!!

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    Elleve
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    Jeg lever ikke for at arbejde. jeg arbejder for at leve.

    "You are the owner and operator of your own brain"

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    Elleve
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    Jeg har gjort den erfaring, at mennesker uden laster heller ikke har nogle dyder. Abraham Lincoln.

    "You are the owner and operator of your own brain"

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    bolbronx
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    “I’m sick of following my dreams.. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later”

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    TormDK
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    En af mine Burke Favoritter : “When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.”

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    Darth_Jakob
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    Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” I agree with the second part.
    – Det. William Somerset, Seven

    I am a sex object; when I ask a girl for sex, she objects.
    http://www.bash.org

    The Force is like duct tape, it keeps the universe together.

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    KLS
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    “Rund er også en form”
    Citat: Rasmus Rasmussen

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    Vampi
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    Kræver lidt forklaring.

    Var syd på med nogle venner. Vi skulle ud og spise, og som det altid har været og sikkert altid vil være, står der en eller anden bøf uden for hvert spisested og prøver at lokke folk til.

    Den her mand står så i sit, bevars, nydelige jakkesæt, og proklamere at “æih, Im James Bond, come in and eat my fish” (eller noget i den dur, måske var det lam) hvortil min hysse ven, Thomas, svarer “Well, im doctor NO!” “james bond lukkede, derfor et ganske godt citat

    Pass me the butter by the big, bad bombay

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    kongkim
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    Hastværk er lastværk.

    Im nobody, and as we all know.. nobody is perfect.

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    Xeroc
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    Skrevet af ukendt:

    Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. Choose any two.

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    Celerun
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    “Eye for an eye, makes the whole world blind” – Gandhi

    “If Something is hard to do, its not worth doing” – Homer Simpson.

    “Man er modigere end man tror, stærkere end man ser ud og klogere end man synes” – Peter Plys

    “Demokrati er tre ulve og et får, der stemmer om hvad de skal have til frokost” – Ukendt

    “Intet kan være overlegent i forhold til sig selv” – Ukendt

    •••☮, ♥ & B.A.S.E•••

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    Ralle-Janis
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    God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

    -Terry Pratchett, i Good Omens.

    Og

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things.

    -Terry Pratchett, Jingo

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    This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits. – Fight Club

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