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Chuck Norris jokes – hvorfor?

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  • #0

    Anonym 3.915 indlæg
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    Man hører tit “Chuck Norris” og jeg ved han var skuespiller, der ku’ karate – men hvad er den egentlige grund til at han er blevet til en joke?

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  • #16

    Anonym 3.915 indlæg
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    klokken er altså 5 nu

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    Human
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    KOm med nogle hasselhoff jokes istedet

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    #12 lol

    http://ruthlessreviews.com/80saction/firewalker.php

    With Chuck Norris and Lou Gossett aboard, we know it’s only a matter of time before the chests are bared and assorted oils are pulled from a beat up duffel bag. These two adventurers have been a team for years, and from all appearances, they’re not used to having women around. When a rich chick shows up to search for a mythical cache of gold, they act annoyed, restless, and deeply pissed. After decades of facing death, dirt, and stifling heat all by their lonesome, neither man flirts with the lady, even when she’s scantily clad and/or soaking wet. In a bizarre sequence (which could be a dream, but likely is just piss-poor filmmaking), Norris is kissing a young squaw, but for all the indifference he shows, he might as well be making out with a rattlesnake. It’s telling that within ten seconds of the kiss, the woman is trying to plunge a knife into his heart. Despite these homoerotic leanings, the best bets are the dialogue:

    (Norris to Gossett, as the pair hangs together from a rope): “Harder, Leo! You sissy! Use your legs!”

    (Norris to Gossett, as they share a tender moment): “I’m glad you’re here. I’m glad you’re my partner.”

    “I never realized what a spunky devil you are!” (Norris to Gossett, after an escape)

    “He has a way of getting things out of me I never knew I had in me.” (Gossett, about Norris)

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    Chuck Norris er bare… legendarisk. Hans gamle “krigsfilm” er indbegrebet af overdrevne amerikaniserede actionfilm fra 80’erne, og de er simpelthen genialt morsomme (omend ufrivilligt) idag. Lidt lissom kulten omkring filmen Commando med Arnold (http://www.commandofans.com) – så er der mange af os der er vokset op med 80’ernes action-vold som nyder at mindes deres kompromisløse “bad-ass-attitude”.

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    ice_boy
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    Der er sku mange grineren jokes omkring Chuck drengen.

    =)

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    Preacher
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    #14: Nej han var ikke. De har spillet overfor hinanden i film, men Chuck var allerede verdensmester i Karate inden det skete.

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    monnok
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    Forza Rossoneri!

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    kongkim
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    Chuck er sej men han kommer slet ik i nærheden af arnold han er “my hero” i conan

    Im nobody, and as we all know.. nobody is perfect.

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    anders-cold
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    #0: Fordi han ER en joke.

    Kill the headlights and put it in neutral!

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    telum
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    #21

    Jo han var. Bruce Lee tog flere lærlinge som i forvejen var verdensmestre i karate o.l.

    Bruce var jo hævet over den slags sports-stævner =)

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    #0 han er ikke en skuespiller der kan lidt karate, han er karate meister der kan en smule skuespil..

    “In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.”

    taget fra http://www.chucknorris.com/html/biog.html (hans egen side)

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    #25:

    Before hitting it big as a movie star, he often trained with the martial arts world’s biggest stars – many of whom would latter become celebrities in their own right, such as world karate champion Chuck Norris. Despite several misreported stories, Bruce was never Chuck’s instructor. They trained together, often trading techniques and ideas, but never had a student-teacher relationship.

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    kran
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    #9 http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
    lidt nemmere og så er den også til at huske – men en genial side! har fået mange it’timer til at gå mens jeg har gloet på den

    man kan altså også strikke en pænt rå t-shirt sammen der inde men prisen er sku lii høj nok

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    Friik
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    Hva fanden, er Chuck Norris sortbælte i Taekwondo? Ikke karate?

    Det er sgu lidt anderledes så.

    flibble flibble flibble.

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    Jazzgnuen
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    #29 nævn en kampsport og chuck norris kan tæve dig i den gælder også den oldjyske munkeordens kostedans

    A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

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