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Børn er dejlige

Daily Rush Debat Off-topic Børn er dejlige

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    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little
    girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her
    seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went
    over to her to see what work of God had captured her
    attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders
    mating.

    “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.

    “They’re mating,” her father replied.

    “What do you call the spider on top?” she asked.

    “That’s a Daddy Longlegs,” her father answered.

    “So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?” the little girl
    asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
    question he replied “No dear. Both of them are Daddy
    Longlegs.”

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
    moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

    “Well, we’re not having any of that gay shit in our garden.”
    she said.

    Opinions are like assholes - everybody has one, and they all stink!!

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    den ramte sq plet den der

    Tillid er godt, kontrol er bedre, razzia er bedst!

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    #10
    Stankelben er ikke en edderkop
    De heder maja edderkop. (muligvis stavet forkert)

    mythbuster havde samme forkert oversættelse

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    #18
    Daddy longlegs er bare en betegnelse for edderkopper med meget lange og tynde ben. Der findes mange forskellige edderkopper, der netop deler de træk, så det bliver de bare kaldt for nemheds skyld blandt os dødelige.

    Jeg kan kun gå ud fra at de selvfølgelig tilhører en helt bestemt spindlertype, men lige præcis hvilken kan jeg ikke sige dig. Bliver DR ikke huseret af en eller anden edderkoppe freak?

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    Korrekt – et stankelben er de der store tingester med vinger, som altid dasker ind i hovedet på en når man skal sove.

    En “Daddy Longlegs” er en almindelig hus-edderkop, altså en af dem med en lille krop og lange, tynde ben.

    Ja, jeg syntes bare den vits var så fed, at den skulle deles – sej tøs

    Opinions are like assholes - everybody has one, and they all stink!!

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