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Børn er dejlige

Daily Rush Debat Off-topic Børn er dejlige

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    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little
    girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her
    seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went
    over to her to see what work of God had captured her
    attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders
    mating.

    “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.

    “They’re mating,” her father replied.

    “What do you call the spider on top?” she asked.

    “That’s a Daddy Longlegs,” her father answered.

    “So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?” the little girl
    asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
    question he replied “No dear. Both of them are Daddy
    Longlegs.”

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
    moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

    “Well, we’re not having any of that gay shit in our garden.”
    she said.

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    Pissed_Squirrel
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    LOL

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    ngin
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    haha

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    Jacques
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    Den er fed!

    – Jacques

    Bye with a warmly hugs

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    Lucky
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    Haha, good 1

    Ad nauseam

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    ice_boy
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    hehe….sku meget grineren!

    =)

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    ElSenator
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    Jamn, hvorfor siger faren at de begge to er daddy longlegs?

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    Pissed_Squirrel
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    Det hedder typen

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    daddy longlegs er dem som danskerne kalder så tit “stankelben edderkopperne”

    Defeating a sandwhich only makes it tastier

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    Thanks for the enlightment

    Sie sind das Essen, wir sind die Jäger

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    zolo
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    hehe grineren nok joke.

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    grineren

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    Kochie
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    HAHAH

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    Hehe, for fedt

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    Haha, nice one!

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